Yikes Mountain

AMERICA: Zohran Mamdani calling his dad's cousin his aunt is absolutely disgusting

ALSO AMERICA: DONALD TRUMP IS DADDY

a true organ grinder

damn (complimentary)

ACAB includes 3 of your feral cats

if you see post no you didn’t

my cat Pico jumping on my laptop 2 seconds after I walk out of the room so she can text "7834Ͻ M ,M34AS" to someone

Pico right before she hit send on the text "7834Ͻ M ,M34AS"

banger

you telling me the camel is still 14 years shy of the Brimley line?!?!

love how the Moda Center looks like hookah lounge right now…go Blazers!

taking pause to ask myself *what would Dio do?* when contemplating who’s ass I need to kick to save the whales

"Looks like natural causes, Ed."

Today is a double #Orbachtober day in honor of Jerry Orbach's birthday!

Yeah I’m super bummed my 79 year old Mom is now saying “they’re all just 12” at the dinner table every night because I read her a skeet last week

calling into to work to tell my boss I can't come in today because I have brown liquid

Yeah I read theory *drinks Pepsi*

how can you not be romantic about baseball, rye bread, mustard, and salami bsky.app/profile/bria...

A protest with perfect opsec would be completely undetectable. There might be one outside your house right now

People act like Musk isn’t an innovator but we finally have a very very expensive vehicle that repels women

Pope dunking on you from the Popemobile while he's blessing and waving to the rest of the crowd means you have to convert to Lutheranism it's in the Bible

soup is crazy one day someone said dinner will be wet

I'm just leaving this open and playing audio in a separate browser tab. At some point MF Doom is going to start rapping over it.

So like, are you pro fruit or nah?

Trump is not prepared for what hell and fury is gonna come from the Traveling Minstrel Union for this. Impeach.

everyone is like omg follow this dude

i’m touched Scoob

pretty offended that the guy in front of me at the stoplight with the “ask me about the microplastics in my balls” bumper sticker just took off and didn’t take any questions

banger

ripley's can't believe it's not butter

body by potatoes also putting up a zero point statline

Oh that’s a lovely place!