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sometimes i remember learning abt how jaguar used to live in the united states.. and i momentarily black out from confusion at the realization, as though trying to comprehend the cosmos

im back on this social media shite cuz im ready to embrace the internet once more

and the horrors are... well, they just so happen to be the same shit i pompously predicted a decade ago and was made a laughingstock for, so

time for my insufferable ass again, internet

YouTube video by meilybox hand dog and face cat (mbmbam animatic)

oh nothin just watching this again like i need it to live youtu.be/fiA_W6VTqlM?...

omg I love horror movies, so this is the perfect recommendation for me! 😊 thank you so much! 🙇🏻‍♂️

a picture of a cat whose only job is to tell me when there's going to be an earthquake. the cat is asleep (she's a 23lb long-haired dilute calico, passed out in a bed in cyan LED backlighting)

earth: quakes
my alert apps: crickets
my analog earthquake alarm system:

yes and our alarm here just kept snoozin

Ooh, I have not yet! I must look for it, I've been enjoying French films a lot recently!

A screenshot of the wikipedia page for Mark Dacascos of Iron Chef fame.

the wildest part of regaining all your positive childhood memories after years of therapy is suddenly piecing together that you definitely learned martial arts in the 1990s from this gentleman's father

when you and the buckaroos start showing off which of your ebook holds just came through

watching gundam wing as an adult like "damn this really is. so gay"

@manabombs.bsky.social "wow i can't believe gundam wing invented yaoi. this is like the star trek of anime"

Hell yes you should it's one of my favorite movies and I explain why here:

whatever.scalzi.com/2023/12/12/t...

snatching @manabombs.bsky.social's live crow studies and being forever changed in an instant

i had to reinstall snapchat to make this joke

A screenshot of a Snapchat story with the black bar caption that reads: "Feel like pure shit just want her back x" The caption is laid over an extreme close-up of a KFC Double Down sandwich; a bunless chicken sandwich in which the "buns" are replaced with two breaded chicken breast patties, with two slices of melted white cheese securing a layer of bacon between both chicken patties. There is, of course, also a mysterious and tangy yellow sauce.

damn that bernat THICC

WHAT U MAKING 👀👀

it is honestly so tiring that we let so many of these ye olde ancient Gentleman's Professions for the Intergenerationally Wealthy persist with believing they're somehow intellectually superior to us when my own personal turbo-autism has me running laps around a guy who doesn't know what seizures are

like we really out here

"oh yeah doctor school is loads of extra dollars so the boys can pretend to be smarter than they'd feel with an emasculating title like 'nurse' while everyone else actually learns things and practices medicine in a real and useable way that's relevant to society's progress"

still beefing an hour later now that i've googled "what's the point of a pcp" and harvard medicine had to reply with an article detailing, in effect, a nurse's job—but only if that nurse were abysmally unqualified to work anywhere outside of an urgent care facility

damn y'all what a phenomenal scam

medical professionals whose only role, it would seem, is to maintain a shipcaptain's air of unearned authority while spending all day writing glorified permission slips to other medical professionals whose jobs actually Perform Medicine:

- internal medicine doctors

medical professionals whose jobs actually matter and are meaningful to society:
- pharmacists
- physicians assistants
- nurses of literally any variety
- medical assistants
- phlebotomists
- pharmacy technicians
- physical therapists
- optometrists
- dentists
- plastic and reconstructive surgeons

so anyway this dude:
- doesn't know what partial seizures are, or apparently even what they look like in front of him
- does not know how one contracts hiv/aids
- does not feel comfortable prescribing anything beyond hctz and statins

buddy what is the point of ur job lmfao

not to mention he tried to argue with me—an adult gay person over the age of thirty—about ways that i could've been exposed to hiv/aids that i, somehow, wouldn't have known about myself??

me: i don't think i need an hiv test at this time bc i am asexual
him: well you can get it from needles
me: ...