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@souporfuzz.bsky.social

Upper mid-west weirdo. They/them/any AnCom Watcher of things Unprofessional poet Painter for fun (OR for sale, depending.)

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TAME THE PLATE

02.11.2025 14:24 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Challenge Accepted

02.11.2025 12:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Swamp Thing 31 (7388)

Swamp Thing 31 (7388)

31.10.2025 22:39 — 👍 172    🔁 28    💬 4    📌 1

I just said, "uh oh Spaghetti-Os" to my kids and they looked at me like I'd had a stroke.

01.11.2025 12:56 — 👍 2097    🔁 92    💬 101    📌 9

Hate those clickbaity articles that are like “12 minutes to an amazing ass!” And it’s always just exercise, and never a google maps location.

01.11.2025 15:20 — 👍 777    🔁 104    💬 1    📌 0
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#50StatesOfSoccer Minnesota week is complete!

Here were the results:

31.10.2025 21:53 — 👍 22    🔁 4    💬 0    📌 1

"I can't have that!"
"Yeah, he's allergic!"

01.11.2025 15:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Fuck you Gateshead

01.11.2025 15:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

!!!!!!!! Omfg the only Navi I like

01.11.2025 15:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Been very busy day, found out kids dad is back at hospital so have to drive the kids 2 hrs to my mom's and 2.5 hrs back to work in the am AND that my rental assistance is not covering my November rent due the 3rd which sucks because it has to be paid or they'll move forward with eviction.

01.11.2025 04:00 — 👍 6    🔁 4    💬 1    📌 1

Oh, some SNAP recipients are breaking the law with their benefits? Well, I have some super upsetting news for you about our entire national government.

31.10.2025 11:09 — 👍 3066    🔁 538    💬 46    📌 13

I mean if you have the mountain blackberry above the tree line you could call it a...cloudberry

01.11.2025 03:12 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

i saw a combination applebees IHOP today, what a wonder of modern science

01.11.2025 03:06 — 👍 56    🔁 4    💬 9    📌 0

Had like 100 ish trick or treaters come through and had to turn the last one away (@ 9:50)

01.11.2025 03:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Omg adorable

01.11.2025 03:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Being the full sized house in the neighborhood is a big responsibility

01.11.2025 03:04 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Kids, it's almost 10 pm and the lights are off. Quit ringing the bell

01.11.2025 03:00 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

They literally ruin everything they touch

31.10.2025 03:44 — 👍 8815    🔁 3289    💬 47    📌 51

If a challenge doesn't present itself, find one

31.10.2025 21:33 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Can't miss the bar if there ain't one!

31.10.2025 21:27 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

They gave me an honorary degree in getting kicked out

31.10.2025 21:25 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

S-tier dumbass is what they called me in college

31.10.2025 21:21 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Oh good lord it's 4loko 1.0 all over again

31.10.2025 21:14 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

"I'm a corporate stooge! Get it? Oh I'll see myself out."

31.10.2025 20:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The mystery I've been trying to solve for the past almost 8 years is who the fuck in my neighborhood has a goddamned rooster

31.10.2025 18:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

They called me...Ominous Roots...in college

31.10.2025 18:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

All right. Today's the day, y'all. If I know ya, and you want to old people party, lemme know!

31.10.2025 17:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Spiced Bewf Drink...iykyk

31.10.2025 01:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That's what they called me in college

31.10.2025 00:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Woooo halloween tomorrow!!!! If ya know me irl and want a place to hang for the evening, hit me up!

31.10.2025 00:37 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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