Nick S

This is completely inaccurate, those should be sackbuts.

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Times like these I’m so glad Merrick Garland stuck to “norms” & refused to prosecute Trump for his many crimes. Because yes—while we are facing the very real threat of global nuclear war—at least we don’t have the shame of a former president sitting in prison. Boy would that’ve been embarrassing.

Future snowfall map showing around 2" of snow in Minneapolis.

Snow potential for Saturday looks like it'd start around 10am-ish and light-moderate snow through afternoon, wrapping up later. That's using the high-res NAM model, which gives us about 2" of snow. European gives us about 1" with most south of Minneapolis. It'll be light, long, and annoying. #MNWX

A grey hoodie with text which reads: “Buy a man eat fish, He day, teach fish man To a lifetime.”

Wise words

We’re gonna make America healthy again!!

Arizona:

It’s public land! They have no claim to it!

The fact that a handful of pastoralist NIMBYs were allowed to derail an already funded project to put in an accessible ramp that would've taken no more than 5% of garden footprint remains appalling to this day. A pox on all who caused this outcome.

Lawmakers say US military used laser to take down Border Protection drone Members of Congress say the U.S. military used a laser to shoot down a Customs and Border Protection drone.

How DARE you not put “laser” in quotes??

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Ice cave on Lake Superior

Afternoon poof

Didn’t he get the columnist memo?? You’re supposed to stir shit up and ask bad faith questions to get clicks, not write well

'We have a lot of questions:' Republicans relish chance to question Clintons during Epstein inquiry Former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton is testifying before US House lawmakers in New York as part of a congressional investigation into convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein, starting off two day...

BUT HIS EMAILS

(No, seriously, his emails)

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The new science of alcohol: why recent guidance says more than 2 drinks per week is risky | CBC The Nature of Things Follow Anthony Morgan’s journey as he sets out to learn more about the risks of moderate alcohol use

Dang, remember "a glass of wine a day is good for you"? Turns out they goofed up the research, all alcohol consumption increases your risk of mortality. But ya gotta have at least some fun in life.

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How many more plows we got without names anyway?

Police video shows former WWE CEO Vince McMahon crashing his Bentley at over 100 mph Newly released police video shows Vince McMahon crashing his Bentley in Connecticut last summer as a state trooper tries to catch up to stop him.

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Going to Phoenix for a few days. I’m gonna need Minnesota to melt all this shit before I get back, ok?

Cruel Owner Chains Bike Outside In Freezing Weather

Cruel Owner Chains Bike Outside In Freezing Weather

Don’t believe him, he wears wigs

Seriously it looks awesome

Congrats on your sick LUAP TS jacket!

Kitty want vegetable soup?

No

Inside of him there is one Wolff

Do not cite the Deep Magic to me, Witch. I was there when it was written.

I’m going to Phoenix this weekend and they’re gonna set record highs. I cannot tell you how excited I am for this.

DO NOT HOPE

Officers responding to a planned snowball fight in Washington Square Park were struck by members of the crowd. The NYPD commissioner described the incident as "illegal" and said authorities are investigating.

I’d rather dip my head in a hot vat of asphalt