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*would be horrible enough to do...

Only if he gets a ride along with the first tanker through

I've told my kids they need to fill up every day and keep their tanks full.

Yeah, but...her monthlies!

But I was told they were calling to unconditionally surrender?

two men in yellow coveralls are standing next to each other with the words let 's cook written on the bottom Alt: Walter and Jesse getting ready to make meth in Breaking Bad.

The next cabinet appointee and his deputy:

Daines: “The flood of Mexican meth...20 years ago in Montana, meth was homemade. It was homegrown.”

Whomst among us doesn't yearn for days of Domestic Heroine & Meth production? Whomst?! They took our shitty factory jobs AND took our shitty illicit drug production jobs...proved better at it too.

Meth. Made in America, just as God intended. Bring our manufacturing home again.

KO: Noem out at DHS
OK: Mullin nominated for replacement

The Senate leadership we are looking for.

Love it! Curling is my daughter's new favorite sport! Good luck!!

Reassuring to know they are taking everything so seriously.

Summed up the entire administration perfectly

Betting on war should be a guillotine level offense.

"I was told there wouldn't be any fact-checking"

To US citizens stranded: "Sorry bout ya. Good luck."

To Oil Tankers: "My precious!!"

😬😬😬

Lol, how about no? Fuck you target, haven't spent a dime at that store in over a year now and won't ever again.

You guys, I'm starting to think we might not be sending it best to lead us

I'm so fucking tired of all the winning.

Ew.

I just....I can't even.

The alt text. Magnificent

I mean, it's past time, but better late than never.

Evergreen

Whew, i feel better already.

I can't think about that part for too long, or I lose myself to a fit of rage. Especially for my kids who are just trying to start out into the world.

Oh, well, if Brian endorses it, you know it's the worst possible idea.

Kansas just invalidated the drivers licenses of every trans person in the state. They’re being told to surrender their current licenses and get new ones listing their birth sex. No grace period. Get caught driving with your now-invalid license and you’re looking at jail and a fine.