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Jaime Marcus Junius Brutus Christley

@rohmersimpson.bsky.social

probably gonna get something to eat

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"From the Halls of Montezuma
to the shores of Tripoli
Palestine shall be free"

uh-rah Marine. Uh-rah.

05.03.2026 00:12 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I mean no slight against Herb Alpert & the Tijuana Brass, but I think their days on the Billboard Hot 100 are in the rearview mirror

04.03.2026 23:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm blocked too. nothing of value lost. It's nothing special, just someone lamenting what a great President Hillary coulda been.

it's some dumbass failed novelist inexplicably toting around 133k followers. never heard of him, of course

04.03.2026 23:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

oh fuck, when that break happens, that shit is no joke. one of my dogs heard it and said to me in plain English "that's a compound fracture at least"

04.03.2026 23:52 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

as your attorney, Senator, .......... maybe his bones just did that?

04.03.2026 23:46 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Public baseball field surrounded by a chain link fence. On the fence is a small rectangular white sign that says "park at own risk athletic field."

Public baseball field surrounded by a chain link fence. On the fence is a small rectangular white sign that says "park at own risk athletic field."

Weird name for an athletic field.

04.03.2026 22:49 β€” πŸ‘ 74    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

in France it's simply L'hΓ΄pital

04.03.2026 23:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

he's an ex-SEAL so he probably thought "I haven't abused a fellow servicemember before but dang it IF IT ISN'T ALL COMING BACK TO ME NOWWWW"

04.03.2026 23:34 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You don't respect your national culture? Why is that

04.03.2026 23:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

well......... that's hard to spin in multiple ways. it's pretty straightforward. it's a recap for an episode you don't need to bother watching. it's a SparkNotes for a book you can skip.

04.03.2026 23:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

facts are one thing, and we don't have them all, but story-wise, "Republican Senator dives into a police scrum to personally break the arm and/or hand of a US Marine while the obscenely unpopular Executive wages a half-hearted war against Iran; Marine shouting that no one gives a fuck about Israel"

04.03.2026 23:31 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hillary Clinton?

04.03.2026 23:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hillary?????????

04.03.2026 23:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

You need to go to the hospital

04.03.2026 23:16 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

they never had a Chevy Chase, a Rob Schneider, a Victoria Jackson, etc

04.03.2026 23:00 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

this dude is David Morse in 12 Monkeys, minus the charm

04.03.2026 22:53 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

btw it's a good picture. it's as square as can be but in a good way. everyone's doing a day's honest work.

04.03.2026 22:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

and in poor taste

04.03.2026 22:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm getting word this war thing is illegal

04.03.2026 22:38 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

just got called a doomer for suggesting a Republican Senator wouldn't get 10 years in prison for breaking that guy's hand, how you folks doing

04.03.2026 22:32 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

ok man

04.03.2026 22:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

not to be cynical but I'd bet against that outcome

04.03.2026 22:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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I don't know about that given that (a) he's GOP and (b) the Rule of Law these days is looking like

04.03.2026 22:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

like why is he even getting in there, there's 9 cops on the guy

04.03.2026 22:25 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@nerdjpg.com you always be deletin posts and shit

04.03.2026 22:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I remember liking it a lot but then not having the same luck with other Bellocchios - although I still have several key ones I should watch

04.03.2026 22:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

it's not graphic in the least. grainy footage of a (?) truck (?) getting smoked

04.03.2026 22:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

apparently/allegedly this is aerial footage of two CIA agents in some vehicle getting WAR OF THE WORLDS'd

04.03.2026 22:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

respect to that jarhead for saying what we're all screaming

04.03.2026 22:17 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sheehy is an ex-SEAL so, I guess he did it for the rush. like Marlo going after some corner boys at the end of The Wire, when he's cowed by the idea of going legit

04.03.2026 22:16 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0