Jaime Marcus Junius Brutus Christley

Not a huge fan of the guy, you could say

:)

I don’t want to hear anything about Lindsey Graham unless it’s good news. Ex. he’s trying to put his guts back in his belly while begging for someone to shoot him

there is literally nothing wrong with being trans and anyone who says otherwise is a fascist who would kill and/or enslave your entire family at a moment's notice

Charlie Brown got a pillowcase full of rocks and a long memory

Don’t misunderstand me. I am only referring to the awesome erotic power that the motion picture CAPTAIN CORELLI’S MANDOLIN exerted upon moviegoers. Leaving millions upon millions no choice but to make whoopee

I just think none of us have factored into our analyses the sheer number of people who were conceived during the theatrical release and subsequent home VHS/DVD run of CAPTAIN CORELLI’S MANDOLIN.

Markwayne Mullin reported dead

The 1:28:10 mark of BONE TOMAHAWK. And you need the previous 30-40 minutes that lead to it. Every so-called revisionist “neo” western needs to take several seats. An entire arena of seats.

[Jacob Elordi arrives on a mighty Arab stallion]

"there's a right wing and left wing. both serve capital/empire"

[Amy Madigan in character as Aunt Gladys]

hey everybody, did I miss anything?

Wagner Moura: No, Amy, you're right on time

[in unison] "you can help us annihilate feudal capitalism"

if "Democrats and Republicans are all but indistinguishable from one another" is too much to ask for someone, gently and charitably help them try to come to terms with the sheer volume of financial interests shared by both parties. use visual aids if necessary. bring in special guests

I don't know what is being said and I don't care

I understand maybe 1% of the subtitles here but this is fucking delightful.

a little bit yeah

like are you stupid

get some feta cheese and diced black olives in that. capers.

the thing about Furio is you gotta bee onna yo at

something very Frog & Toad about the cozy look of that space. I'm unable to explain what I mean by that, it's just a vibe

the only one of his I've seen and I enjoyed it immensely. the scene with the Burt Reynolds impersonator made me feel like I was tripping

look at her!

The Great Garrick and Waterloo Bridge, if you can find em: 💯💯

You like to ite, ite, ite, ipples and bininis? griw ip

helluva picture.

Clarice (also a boomer): ok boomer

"Ok what's your ask on this"
*putting my credit card away* "You mean money to me? To me money?"

Anthony Hopkins as Lecter wouldn't be scary today. He's old now. Like at least 40, possibly older

I'm fully straight and I'd nude oil wrestle Tom Hardy with as little as 10 mins notice. you did mean nude oil right

I don't approve of pirating movies. Pic unrelated, can't remove

have you seen Don't Worry/Far on Foot? it's not bad! not bad in the least! it's got a lot more personality than his fracking movie

also I'm inconsolable that his Hulk Hogan/Gawker movie reuniting with Ben & Matt came a cropper.

right and left wing of capital/empire baybeeeee! if you're anti-empire, anti-capital, you don't get a wing.

probably my favorite Gus tbh