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Jaime Marcus Junius Brutus Christley

@rohmersimpson.bsky.social

probably gonna get something to eat

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Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…

09.03.2026 02:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2045    πŸ” 442    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 16

why whatever do you mean?

08.03.2026 22:47 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

there's never been a better time to buy!!

08.03.2026 22:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

YOU USED TO BE A PROPER COUNTRY

08.03.2026 21:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Bob Gregory Aka Woman Judo Self Defence (1937)
YouTube video by British PathΓ© Bob Gregory Aka Woman Judo Self Defence (1937)

ok now I'm being pushed 90-year-old self-defense (or -defence) short films for women from British PathΓ©. I uh, believe I will watch these. :)

youtu.be/8F8rtzXIRSk?...

08.03.2026 21:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I believe I'll have myself a looksee

08.03.2026 21:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
08.03.2026 21:32 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

yeah, I been seein' that on the IMDb. just recast the lead? we'll see I guess....

08.03.2026 21:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Frontier Crucible - Wikipedia

must be this one

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frontie...

08.03.2026 21:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

which?

08.03.2026 21:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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rewatching BONE TOMAHAWK. if we have to endure vaguely-to-expressly problematic filmmakers/actors etc returning or simply never going away, can we at least get some more S. Craig Zahler pictures in the transaction?

08.03.2026 21:18 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

He has somehow returned??

08.03.2026 21:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ’―

08.03.2026 21:06 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Tig Notaro's Impression Of A Person Doing Impressions | CONAN on TBS
YouTube video by Team Coco Tig Notaro's Impression Of A Person Doing Impressions | CONAN on TBS
08.03.2026 20:54 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

this is the one I would have gone with

08.03.2026 20:49 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

not the thumbnail I would have chosen but this is great fun. what a sport, that guy!

08.03.2026 20:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Self-Defence Tutorial from 1933 | British Pathé
YouTube video by British Pathé Self-Defence Tutorial from 1933 | British Pathé

happy int'l women's day!!

youtu.be/WLIE1GKfluk?...

08.03.2026 20:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

razzamatazz

08.03.2026 20:39 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

not buying it. just because you heard some weird shit from some random jerkoffs doesn't make for a shift in The Culture

08.03.2026 20:23 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

now that is a person I don't like :)

08.03.2026 20:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

it's like we always say in Brooklyn: I'm walkin here!

08.03.2026 20:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a dog is sitting on a lawn mower with a teddy bear on the back ALT: a dog is sitting on a lawn mower with a teddy bear on the back

juuuuuuust mowin the lawn

08.03.2026 20:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

it honestly seems like so much fucking work

08.03.2026 20:14 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I wish America wasn’t evil haha 🀣

08.03.2026 20:08 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

People like to dog on Sorrentino for some reason. idk, I’ve enjoyed what I’ve seen. YOUTH is pretty uneven but it’s got lots of personality. THIS MUST BE THE PLACE is a real one-of-a-kind.

08.03.2026 19:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You know how the White House has those secret passages everywhere? Trump's definitely gotten lost/stuck in them, like multiple times right? Each time the Secret Service has to coax him out like getting a feral cat that's hiding under your patio to trust you.

03.03.2026 23:09 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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two men on a stage with the words hey-o written on the bottom ALT: two men on a stage with the words hey-o written on the bottom
08.03.2026 19:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

tired of hearing about "doubling down". bring in the rest of the blackjack terminology

08.03.2026 19:03 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Boardwalk Times @ D23
@BoardwalkTimes
Pixar CCO Pete Docter asked Hayao Miyazaki,
"When do you make changes for you and when do you make changes for the audience?" during the INSIDE OUT 2 press tour.
Miyazaki replied, "I never think about the audience."
#D23

Two separate photos of Pete Docter and Hayao Miyazaki, respectively.

Boardwalk Times @ D23 @BoardwalkTimes Pixar CCO Pete Docter asked Hayao Miyazaki, "When do you make changes for you and when do you make changes for the audience?" during the INSIDE OUT 2 press tour. Miyazaki replied, "I never think about the audience." #D23 Two separate photos of Pete Docter and Hayao Miyazaki, respectively.

thinking about the time Hayao Miyazaki bodied Pete Docter and Pixar

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