There’s no legitimate reason to add his contributions to any conversation in the year of our lord 2026. He’s laundry: washed up.
06.03.2026 02:37 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0There’s no legitimate reason to add his contributions to any conversation in the year of our lord 2026. He’s laundry: washed up.
06.03.2026 02:37 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’m not fond of that man
06.03.2026 02:34 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Rahm Emanuel is the guy in the movie who wants to negotiate with the terrorists and ends up getting ripped apart by velociraptors, to great applause.
06.03.2026 02:34 — 👍 13 🔁 1 💬 4 📌 0SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING COCKROACHES
06.03.2026 02:29 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Jamie Foxx: Mama, please stop talking about me like I'm not in the room
IP Hall (to Tom Cruise): What's he saying?
"Hey. HEY. Lady Macbeth!"
06.03.2026 01:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0the Jada Pinkett/Jamie Foxx meet-cute that kicks off COLLATERAL is so unbelievable on its face, like a fairy tale, but very well acted by both principals, and UGH the music ("Hands of Time" by Groove Armada) - and what's more, why shouldn't it be a fairy tale? Max is about to meet the ogre.
06.03.2026 01:13 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0People Magazine circa 2026 is … not what I remembered it to be.
06.03.2026 01:03 — 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0No idea who this is
06.03.2026 00:16 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0
*me hearing movie pitches*
avant-garde filmmaker: so it's 38 minutes and it's a study of currents across different types of soil
me: is there a murder mystery subplot?
a-g f: no------ Yes, absolutely
me: you're fully funded
haven't watched the movie (my viewing backlog reaches the sky) but if they don't have to put aside their differences to solve a string of seemingly unconnected homicides, that's a missed opportunity
05.03.2026 23:15 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
movies about mismatched cops should always be something like this. none of this pointing-at-each-other "my partner is a wha?" "you think I'M the crazy one?" stuff
05.03.2026 23:13 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I bet the sex at the Noem/Lewandowski sex dungeon tonight will be really melancholy
05.03.2026 23:10 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Narrator: do I even have to say what happened next?
05.03.2026 23:06 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0when I tell someone I was in the Navy and they go "thank you for your service" I want to bonk them with a rolled-up newspaper like they're a bad dog
05.03.2026 23:06 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0look, we love to laugh about the guys who “can’t find it” but THIS is RIDICULOUS
05.03.2026 20:09 — 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Trump: a semen demon??
05.03.2026 22:59 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
lots of fog and rain in nyc right now….
05.03.2026 22:37 — 👍 381 🔁 38 💬 4 📌 0I was interrupted!
05.03.2026 21:49 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0cool!
05.03.2026 21:36 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
*we dug coal together voice*
we done coke together
Mullin? Yeah I’m mullin what to get for lunch lol
05.03.2026 20:58 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Kristi Noem in 2027: you know, they say the smog IS the reason why we have such beautiful sunsets!
05.03.2026 20:51 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I knew I shouldn’t have added that cutting board!
05.03.2026 20:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0When she picks you up in an UberX
05.03.2026 20:45 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1
Finally!
05.03.2026 20:36 — 👍 273 🔁 37 💬 8 📌 3
Looking good sir!!
05.03.2026 20:41 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0