Emily and I have been showing each other our favorite movies. Last night she put on The Conjuring and tonight we’re watching The Departed.
I think we both have a thing for Vera Farmiga 👀
Emily and I have been showing each other our favorite movies. Last night she put on The Conjuring and tonight we’re watching The Departed.
I think we both have a thing for Vera Farmiga 👀
Two of my best friends just asked me to be a groomsman in their wedding and I couldn’t happier right now. Seriously might tear up 🥹
28.02.2026 00:00 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Giovanni Rana looking like Larry David on a pack of pasta.
I can’t believe Larry David sells pasta now.
27.02.2026 01:13 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Heavy snow band over Lyndhurst, NJ.
There’s been a heavy banding of snow that’s been sitting over Lyndhurst all morning and definitely driving up the totals.
My inner child is bursting with excitement.
12”+ so far and another 6-8” to go. So happy I went out and did a round of shoveling at 3am.
23.02.2026 13:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Still getting absolutely pummeled by snow.
23.02.2026 13:07 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Few shows offer me the level of comfort the way That 70’s Show does from start to finish.
23.02.2026 01:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
“Idk, that’s a pretty sweet catchphrase”
- Jesus, probably 😂
Found my new catchphrase during sex.
23.02.2026 00:31 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Really hope this mattress breaks in nicely, because I already have more back pain after 1-2 nights than I did with my 10yr old one.
23.02.2026 00:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0*Highly* tempted to get vanity plates that say LMBRKNG.
22.02.2026 16:25 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
50% stoked USA beat Canada for the gold.
50% disappointed because this place doesn’t deserve to win jack shit.
Now it’s time for Waiting for Guffman.
19.02.2026 02:45 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Holy shit, I just realized I haven’t been in a whole ass decade. 2014-2016 then nothing.
I should change that this year…
Cooked to perfection for the birthday girl 🍾🎂🎉
18.02.2026 02:24 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Prep stages of some chicken cordon bleu topped with corn flakes.
Chicken Cordon Bleu time.
18.02.2026 01:31 — 👍 16 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 1Tom, could you get me off the hook? For ol’ times sake?
16.02.2026 18:59 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0What a perfect ending.
16.02.2026 02:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Finally watching the series finale of The Good Place all these years later.. and I’m an emotional wreck 🥺
16.02.2026 02:08 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Went and pulled the trigger on a Tempur-Pedic and coffee table yesterday, so you could say that Valentine’s/Presidents’ Day Weekend was a success.
15.02.2026 15:58 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0“The fog is getting thicker.”
14.02.2026 03:41 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0And now onto The Naked Gun.
14.02.2026 19:51 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Matching Valentine’s Day themed plates and mugs.
His & Hers 💘
14.02.2026 19:00 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0“The fog is getting thicker.”
14.02.2026 03:41 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0Literally me the other month 😂
13.02.2026 00:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Laura getting her birthday cake 🎂
Happy Birthday!! 🍾🎂🎉
10.02.2026 02:38 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Best halftime show since Prince.
09.02.2026 01:32 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The halftime show is like my warehouse after office-hours, and I’m 💯 here for it.
09.02.2026 01:30 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Epstein Island oh you mean Kid Rock?
05.02.2026 15:59 — 👍 156 🔁 34 💬 13 📌 6