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Squintin’ Tarantino

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Woodwork. Golf. Live Music.

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Emily and I have been showing each other our favorite movies. Last night she put on The Conjuring and tonight we’re watching The Departed.

I think we both have a thing for Vera Farmiga 👀

01.03.2026 01:52 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Two of my best friends just asked me to be a groomsman in their wedding and I couldn’t happier right now. Seriously might tear up 🥹

28.02.2026 00:00 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Giovanni Rana looking like Larry David on a pack of pasta.

Giovanni Rana looking like Larry David on a pack of pasta.

I can’t believe Larry David sells pasta now.

27.02.2026 01:13 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Heavy snow band over Lyndhurst, NJ.

Heavy snow band over Lyndhurst, NJ.

There’s been a heavy banding of snow that’s been sitting over Lyndhurst all morning and definitely driving up the totals.

My inner child is bursting with excitement.

23.02.2026 14:33 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

12”+ so far and another 6-8” to go. So happy I went out and did a round of shoveling at 3am.

23.02.2026 13:12 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Still getting absolutely pummeled by snow.

23.02.2026 13:07 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Few shows offer me the level of comfort the way That 70’s Show does from start to finish.

23.02.2026 01:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

“Idk, that’s a pretty sweet catchphrase”

- Jesus, probably 😂

23.02.2026 01:14 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Found my new catchphrase during sex.

23.02.2026 00:31 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Really hope this mattress breaks in nicely, because I already have more back pain after 1-2 nights than I did with my 10yr old one.

23.02.2026 00:27 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

*Highly* tempted to get vanity plates that say LMBRKNG.

22.02.2026 16:25 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

50% stoked USA beat Canada for the gold.

50% disappointed because this place doesn’t deserve to win jack shit.

22.02.2026 16:03 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Now it’s time for Waiting for Guffman.

19.02.2026 02:45 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Holy shit, I just realized I haven’t been in a whole ass decade. 2014-2016 then nothing.

I should change that this year…

19.02.2026 01:32 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Cooked to perfection for the birthday girl 🍾🎂🎉

18.02.2026 02:24 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Prep stages of some chicken cordon bleu topped with corn flakes.

Prep stages of some chicken cordon bleu topped with corn flakes.

Chicken Cordon Bleu time.

18.02.2026 01:31 — 👍 16    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 1
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Tom, could you get me off the hook? For ol’ times sake?

16.02.2026 18:59 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

What a perfect ending.

16.02.2026 02:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Finally watching the series finale of The Good Place all these years later.. and I’m an emotional wreck 🥺

16.02.2026 02:08 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Went and pulled the trigger on a Tempur-Pedic and coffee table yesterday, so you could say that Valentine’s/Presidents’ Day Weekend was a success.

15.02.2026 15:58 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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“The fog is getting thicker.”

14.02.2026 03:41 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
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And now onto The Naked Gun.

14.02.2026 19:51 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Matching Valentine’s Day themed plates and mugs.

Matching Valentine’s Day themed plates and mugs.

His & Hers 💘

14.02.2026 19:00 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
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“The fog is getting thicker.”

14.02.2026 03:41 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
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a man and a woman are sitting on a plane and the woman is saying nervous yes first time Alt: A scene from Airplane!

Showing Emily Airplane! For the first time.

14.02.2026 02:32 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Literally me the other month 😂

13.02.2026 00:57 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Laura getting her birthday cake 🎂

Laura getting her birthday cake 🎂

Happy Birthday!! 🍾🎂🎉

10.02.2026 02:38 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Best halftime show since Prince.

09.02.2026 01:32 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The halftime show is like my warehouse after office-hours, and I’m 💯 here for it.

09.02.2026 01:30 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Epstein Island oh you mean Kid Rock?

05.02.2026 15:59 — 👍 156    🔁 34    💬 13    📌 6