Colonel Panic 💾

I've put together a blockchain game for a memecoin community in 4 days, just playtesting 😉

ofc they can break captchas, how would they scrape the whole Internet otherwise? 🙃

that's remarkably thin!

not so sure about that 😝

The new season of South Park doesn't disappoint 😁

goddammit @ryanairofficial.bsky.social could you please try to be on time a single fecking time?

the most frustrating airline in Europe 🤮

The removal of the headphone jack and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race

Ireland seems to have a motion sensor - every time I step outside, it starts raining

it's facist third-world country

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My wife just texted me “Lasagne at 6 o’clock” so I immediately looked behind me.

trust me bro just one more gpu

lol Mr. "malware developer" is an outright cunt

i wouldn't go there if they'd pay *me* $250. we've got dirty fascist at home, no thanks.

wenn du vor dem sport schon stinkst ist es nicht die schlechteste idee 😅

"your own personal moron, just $1 a day"

haha fair enough 😂 but there's one particular airline in Europe that is notorious 🙈

goat simulator irl

600 people queuing for bag drop, one of four counters is open - can you guess the airline?

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The feeling when you're trying to explain glaring IT security issues in your company

#itsecurity #infosec #idiocracy

Dishoom is worth checking out if you're into Indian food 🙂

Did you ever get so sucked up into work, that you suddenly realise that months have ran by, and you rarely have been dedicating time to the areas of your life that truly matter?

it's a Linux port of the game 🙂

installed on all of my Linux machines 🙂 great work by the dev who ported it ❤️

yes but it's "compact and elegant"

Signal = ❤️

no kink shaming i guess 😜

this