THE POETIC SENSIBILITIES of the nation’s smallest removals companies is a topic rarely discussed. And yet they've all noticed that “man” rhymes with “van”.
27.02.2026 16:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0THE POETIC SENSIBILITIES of the nation’s smallest removals companies is a topic rarely discussed. And yet they've all noticed that “man” rhymes with “van”.
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WE WERE CRUELLY DENIED a home-grown version of the OJ Ford Bronco chase featuring Mountbatten-Windsor in his Range Rover.
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HAVE JUST CAUSED THE GUARDIAN'S WORD WHEEL to fan its flustered face with a copy of its preferred lexicon: the Concise Oxford Prissy Non-Anatomical Dictionary.
10.02.2026 15:54 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It's the hour that my abacus turns back into a pumpkin.
10.02.2026 01:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Hahaha! It was kindness to myself primarily, Hugo. I'm far too tired to be totting up tricky decimals.
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I'd imagine Jeffrey Epstein would now be too mortified to admit he was ever a friend of Peter Mandelson.
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Amazing first half. But am counting no chickens just yet. Nor giving them names. Nor knitting them little monogrammed bonnets. #coyi
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"The job number." Ye Olde Creative Shoppe | Vol. II, No. VII
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Ye Olde Creative Shoppe | Vol. II, No. VI
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Ye Olde Creative Shoppe | Vol. II, No. V
28.01.2026 10:46 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"Isn't there anything you could be slipping into your husband's coffee?" "I already am. He is always falling asleep." "Can't you up the dosage a little?"
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Ye Olde Creative Shoppe | Vol. II, No. IV
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Ye Olde Creative Shoppe | Vol. II, No. III
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Ye Olde Creative Shoppe | Vol. II, No. II
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I FEEL SUCH A FOOL. I never knew I could specify those. They've been letting me pay for duff ones for years.
25.01.2026 13:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Fantastic. Delighted to hear it, Ian!
24.01.2026 19:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Aww! I hope Sienna has a fantastic time, Ian.
24.01.2026 08:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Thou art most generous in thy praise.
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Ye Olde Creative Shoppe | Vol. II, No. I
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Ye Olde Creative Shoppe no. 10
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Ye Olde Creative Shoppe no. 9
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Ye Olde Creative Shoppe no. 8
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"Is this really... Greenland?" "Yes, Mr President." "But I thought it would be leafier than this." "No, sir." "Oh. Do you like my crown, though? It's possibly the greatest crown that there's ever..." "Yes, sir. Magnificent, sir."
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Ye Olde Creative Shoppe no. 7
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Ye Olde Creative Shoppe no. 6
16.01.2026 18:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"How would you like that framed, Ms Machado?" "Well, it's for Trump, so goldify the fuck out of it."
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Ye Olde Creative Shoppe no. 5
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Ye Olde Creative Shoppe no. 4
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"After we've invaded Greenland and I've visited the troops, I'll swing by Norway to pick up my Nobel Peace Prize."
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