CONKER. The Red Squirrel.

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♡ 𝘽𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙞𝙩 𝙃𝙚𝙚𝙡𝙚𝙧 ♡

"Woah woah... easy there dork."

-Gunter "Gut" Iowa-
-Pan, any hole's a goal-
-Large, Lecherous, Lengthy-
-Likes beer, hates light-weights.-
-Looking for bedwarmers, sissies, PAWG's.

-"C'mon over already, n' bring booze too,"

He's... Dying. He needs...

He... Needs... Bunny. 🥀

Money DOES make the world go 'round doesn't it, toots?

Just wait, he could show her to his special room that he only takes his finest honies to.

He calls it the RedShack, for no real reason.

Don't worry about it, girl. Bitches be talking and saying people look like everybody.

Regardless, he's got handcuffs and he's NOT afraid to use them on her.

Y'know, for a cool million, obviously.

He is so fuckin' lucky.

He can't decide if he wants that bunny booty in his face or his lap!

Y'know what, we're well overdue for a sixty-nine.

Best of both worlds, honestly.

Maybe they could add some "spice" to it. Does she got a cop uniform, by chance?

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💰 "𝘋𝘰𝘯'𝘵 𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘦𝘵, 💰

𝘐'𝘮 𝘛𝘖𝘗 𝘊𝘈𝘛!"

💢MINORS/TABOO BEGONE!💢

🔞NSFW focus, MV friendly🔞

More info to be added below!

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That bunny is so, fucking, F I N E.
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❝ 𝑨𝒏𝒐𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒓 𝒁𝒆𝒓𝒐? ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀

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⠀Verse switch|Bi⠀

𝑨𝒏𝒐𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒓 𝒑𝒓𝒐𝒃𝒍𝒆𝒎 𝒔𝒕𝒖𝒅𝒆𝒏𝒕 𝑰'𝒍𝒍 𝒉𝒂𝒗𝒆 𝒕𝒐 𝒑𝒖𝒏𝒊𝒔𝒉. 𝒀𝒐𝒖 𝒏𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒍𝒆𝒂𝒓𝒏. . . ❞

You think he's sleazy and brutish now, just WAIT until he's sloshed off the alcohol he drinks and you'll wish he was sober!!

Y'know, unless him being drunk is your "thing", you weirdo. 💕

The safe beeped a few times and popped open, revealing its treasures: diamonds!

More specifically, a diamond encrusted silk lingerie set with matching piercings of all varieties.

" Do me a favor and get that on for me, I've been waiting for the right girl to try it on and you're that girl. "

after a few more seconds of oral balltugging, she
pulls herself back, dragging her tongue all the way
up to the apex of his physical arousal .

swirling around it's cute head and finishing off with
a kiss .

`` 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘸𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘢 𝘵𝘢𝘴𝘵𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘱𝘢𝘪𝘥 𝘧𝘰𝘳, 𝙨𝙞𝙧~ ``

He's a benevolent leader!

He just is grouchy in the morning until he gets his dick sucked.

It's like his morning coffee, y'know? Or, in this case, his glass of milk!

" I'll enjoy it as much as I damn well please, bitch! "

SMACK! his hand goes across her ass, returning that lovely smirk with a wink and a loving nibble on her inner cleavage.

He's playing along too, being mysterious.

" Why don't you go over to the safe in the wall and punch in 2-4-7-1 for me? "

He is 𝗿𝗼𝗰𝗸 𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗱 against her chubby bunny butt, groaning with nothing but bliss in his voice as he gets the absolute best thing he could ever imagine: Judy's tits in his face while he's humping against her ass.

He's got hearts in his eyes, casually counting how many times her boobs hit him.

💰💰💰

--- but he wants to motorboat her tits.

" Judy... I need your breasts in my face. I'll give you another thousand each time you smack them against me. "

What a lewd man, but he knows what he wants.

" We'll do your favorite position after, promise. I'd love nothing more; honestly! "

He's in awe. Genuine awe.

" Wooow baby, BERRI doesn't even make me feel this way... You are positively -spellbinding- Judy. "

As crude as it is, he's right. His own girlfriend has never made him feel this before. Something's special about her.

He has a dream, call him a chauvinist if you want; --

He smashed the button with his hand, sending them shooting up to the 305th floor, his VIP suite.

" God, you know how to leave a guy breathless... Judy, let me see your beautiful body again. "

He just wanted to see her tits, the bastard. He has a lewd dream he's always wanted to fulfill...

Firstly, wow.

Secondly, he's SLAPPING both of his hands to her doughy behind as the doors closed. He's digging his fingers in deep, squeezing it so hard that he's likely lifting her up.

" Judy... I don't think I'll be able to let go of you after this. "

God, her lips are perfect pillowy dreams...

He does enjoy having her cleavage on his arm, but he must move quickly or else he'll lose his inhibitions and just plow her right now.

" We'll take the elevator that's just mine, that way nobody bothers us. "

He flashed his golden keyring, bringing her to the special elevator before unlocking it.

" Sir? That's new, I could get used to that. "

He climbed out of the car and pulled his shorts up, still obviously full mast as he walks around to the other side of the car and opens the door.

" Shall we, cutiebutt? I owe you a gorgeous view of the city and some sex to go with it. "

He's running his hands through his fur, trying not to go absolutely insane from her experienced mouth on his nuts.

He began to shake before he grabbed her head and gulped, remembering they still had to go to the hotel itself.

" Holy fffuck, Judy! You need to relax, we got all night! Damn... "

He audibly moaned and grabbed his head, surprised with her slobbering on his orbs so readily. He grit his teeth and his cock throbbed, literally firing a rope of precum from pure arousal.

Looks like Judy found his weakness: oral ballsack worship.

" Judy, huh? Gorgeous name, hooooooly moly... "

She's a heavenly sight, leaning back and moving the seat to adjust a little.

" I never got your name, babygirl. Do me a favor and tell me who I have the pleasure of spending some time with while you give my 'fellas' down there some kisses, would'ya? "

Just a little kissing then they'll head up...

" Heavy, huh? Think you can handle it all, dollface? Let's see what those lips can do before we head up, okay? "

He's not some kind of one-pump-chump, he's definitely packed with libido to spare.

He slid his shorts down his knees and let his throbbing dick free; jumping as if happy to see her.

He bites his bottom lip and decides to get bold, driving with one hand on her left tit, groping and kneading it while the bulge in his shorts visibly grows.

"There's something to appreciate about a woman's chest, and yours is nothing to sneeze at."

He pulled into the hotel and drove to the back...

Need a chair? Conker's looking for a huge ass to shove in his face and that is a damn good candidate right there!

I have everything you'll ever need ~

Oop, shit . . .

What's he gotten himself into this time? Oh well, nothing a million bucks can't fix!!