irish goodbye-ing at work because emily just got a dog and i need to meet him immediately

Tonight’s funny.

I’m sick of these Nirvana reunions that don’t include the band’s lead singer and most famous member. Sure, Kurt Cobain hasn’t performed in public for a long time (he might have some kind of health problem), but it still feels rude

gonna make a cup of tea then shrink myself down so i can fit in the cup of tea and use the teabag as a floatie

As chilling a meme as I have seen. But I agree.

i have a disease where when i start thinking about mo bamba, i have to listen to it on repeat immediately

literally omw

whatever happened to apple juice and cartwheels

BRING BACK THE CRANBERRY REDBULL

A book is brand new every time someone reads it for the first time. There's no such thing as coming late to any story.

in that case i’ve definitely read at least 75

he likes to listen to music really loudly in the car with me? full blast even

about 20 books behind on my yearly reading goal so if you see me reading a copious amount of goosebumps books mind your business 🫶🏻

5 reasons why The Shining is a Christmas movie

1. Snow
2. Red rum
3. Hyperactive kids
4. Big snuggly jumpers
5. Huge family row ending with someone putting an axe through the door.

conversation ✨peace✨ 😌

a piping hot bowl of soup would fix a lot for me rn

Just in case you lost your recipe and you wanted to make this today

i need at least 7 pieces of buttered toast. minimum

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