These are the same Americans who think you need a passport to go to another state.
02.03.2026 08:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0@celtuk.bsky.social
Sepsis survivor with CKD & disabilities. Neurodiverse. Studying with the OU and taking all things space and tech to young people through schools, clubs, etc. and stupid enough to let them loose on £20k worth of Astro gear for fun! Crazy. Just.Look.Up.UK!
These are the same Americans who think you need a passport to go to another state.
02.03.2026 08:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!
02.03.2026 01:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I guess it depends how tech savvy you are. I would create USB Key with a bootable version of KNOPPIX which will allow you to image your laptop disk while not in use using gpartd which can image your entire pc to another storage device. I did this when upgrading my disk to a 2TB model.
27.02.2026 07:36 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Hmm. South Georgia? South Sandwich Islands? McMurdo Sound!!!!?
26.02.2026 10:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I do a fun talk with students on this and then do a practical game called "save the dinosaurs". The students are amazed to find out that "Planetary Defender" is a real job!
26.02.2026 09:49 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Mea culpa!
25.02.2026 14:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0And in next week's @theonion.com news that Trump has offered asylum to Peter Mandelson and Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor.
25.02.2026 10:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I prefer "change a corporate slogan slightly to make it more accurate":
Tesco: Very Little Help
Ford: Everything we do is drivel
Pringles: Once you poop you can't stop
Peperami: Guess which bit is an animal
Andrex: Soft, strong, and doesn't last long.
Come on BlueSky, do your thing!
I would love to go into those churches with my wife and see if they notice my Apple Watch has a "Pride" strap. I'm not gay, I wear it because I'm not a closed minded bigot. Although I would probably use the word "Pharisee" to their faces and see if they get the reference.
25.02.2026 10:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Yeees. Get in. ICT reach the Scottish Challenge Cup final!!!
24.02.2026 21:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This is really interesting!
22.02.2026 09:17 — 👍 210 🔁 76 💬 13 📌 2Is this Trump's version of the Trojan horse? A hospital ship staffed by Special Forces. I imagine the Danes will refuse access to territorial waters.
22.02.2026 05:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Didn't roughly the same words put the final nail in the coffin of Nixon's political career?
22.02.2026 02:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I get asked that a lot by pupils. My answer: Imagine you are made of Lego. You probably need over 1000000 bricks. Well we have found quite a few of those bricks but are still missing most of them, plus we have no building instructions. But we will never stop looking for more because we are curious.
20.02.2026 20:48 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Nice to see them grow the pair the Constitution says they are supposed to have
20.02.2026 20:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I wonder what Donald is trying to distract everyone from. . .
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
That explains the local shortage of burn cream.
20.02.2026 07:54 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
UK: Prince Andrew arrested.
South Korea: Former President Yoon sentenced for life.
Brazil: Former President Bolsonaro serving a 27-year sentence.
USA: President Trump demands $10 billion payout from taxpayers.
Civil rights leader Jesse Jackson has passed away at the age of 84. My thoughts are with his family.
I wanted to share this clip from his appearance on Sesame Street in 1971. His important words ring just as true today as they did back then.
Are such "stacks" easily available? If so tell me how to get a large one I can use in my prize bags for school pupils.
18.02.2026 13:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Hey Tone, I know another hotel magnate who’s in those files. The freakin president! Ho!
16.02.2026 22:46 — 👍 600 🔁 78 💬 11 📌 1They probably expect us to apply for lottery funding
16.02.2026 22:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
We have a budget eufy one ground floor only as all hardwood floor and it does a nice job and can even mop the floor with a cleaning pad attachment. I wouldn't go high-end as I think the law of diminishing returns is strong.
We're glad we got it even though we were sceptical.
This is true in tech though it is not always about progress: 20+ years ago my colleagues and I were in a bar discussing the latest version of our high performance, high resilience data storage system and someone joked about it being virtually bullet proof.
The rest is history:
youtu.be/VFyXlb26ihs
Hey, a lot of us Scots are surprised as hell considering last weeks results.
14.02.2026 19:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Screenshot of Elon Musk post on Ex: “Elon Musk y X @elonmusk For those unaware, Space has already shifted focus to building a self-growing city on the Moon, as we can potentially achieve that in less than 10 years, whereas Mars would take 20+ years. The mission of SpaceX remains the same: extend consciousness and life as we know it to the stars. It is only possible to travel to Mars when the planets align every 26 months (six month trip time), whereas we can launch to the Moon every 10 days (2 day trip time). This means we can iterate much faster to complete a Moon city than a Mars city. That said, SpaceX will also strive to build a Mars city and begin doing so in about 5 to 7 years, but the overriding priority is securing the future of civilization and the Moon is faster.”
BREAKING: “in my 24th year of my quest to settle the planet Mars, I have just been informed of a basic fact of celestial mechanics.”
09.02.2026 10:31 — 👍 3943 🔁 910 💬 242 📌 251Oddly, I am not and I'm a tranche 1 user from the ancient days
09.02.2026 15:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0That joke is Triton
09.02.2026 02:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0And the best message to put up on the big screen at the end.
09.02.2026 01:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0