Jorge I Figueroa

"At least I won’t fuck up my kid the same way my parents fucked me up,” I say as I fuck it up in some whole new, unforseen different way.

Coming up with new ways to fuck up our kids is like the parent Olympic sport. I don't know of anyone who gets it right 100% of the time.

The president of the United States killed children to distract from raping children.

Side of the LEGO Rivendell set box, showing the minifigs

Finally had the gift card and extra cash to get this. The fact we may all be killed sometime soon in a stupid war was an extra impetus.

Netanyahu Calls Iran Strikes Necessary To Prevent War He Just Started

"The Peace President." [Cartoon by Benjamin Slyngstad]

Always a great #ncbd when @davidnakayama.bsky.social and @swayart.bsky.social are in the mix

Warner Bros. mergers never work, but they’re trying again anyway It’s a tale as old as time.

History tells us that Warner Bros. Discovery’s plan to sell itself is probably going to end in disaster.

Read more from @charlespulliam.bsky.social:

Oh look @TheDemocrats like Zohran now finally

AI Giant Tells Pentagon Pete It Won’t Bow to His Demands A Pentagon official fired back in a series of posts.

A Pentagon official fired back in a series of posts.

Full image (the one DOJ deleted from online and hoped no one would notice was gone):

Your Trump-handpicked Commerce Secretary, everybody.

Not sure who the guy on the left is.

They appear to be on some sort of island.

In the full photo you see a bunch of dudes standing around. Weird how there are no "wives" or "nannies" or "children" anywhere to be seen.

Huh.

𝕻𝖘𝖞𝖈𝖍𝖔 𝕸𝖆𝖓𝖙𝖎𝖘

A bright royal/navy blue door takes up the entire cover. It's slightly open, and Emily is peering out. You can see her face and hair and parts of her bright red dress. The door she is opening is on the left, on the right is the other side of the door and the title is in lower-case white paint, each word appearing underneath the word before it. The author's and illustrator's names are below in smaller white type.

Run--don't walk--to your local bookstore to get @melrosenberg.bsky.social's #PB EMILY SAW A DOOR, illus. by Orit Magia. Yesterday was it's American 🎈Book Birthday🎈!
Congratulations for a lovely book about perseverance, imagination and finally, an invitation to all! #kidlit

Just putting these beauties out on the shop’s used book shelf. They better sell quickly or I’m gonna end up keeping them all. I love omnis!

woman in a machine seemingly trying to transfer herself to a robot body

interviewer: what's your five year plan

me: uhhhhh

Burn it down.

Punishment

Dudes: No fun allowed in golden and silver age comics

Me: k o o k y h a t

We had it all

Been a while since I played this..

I think the last time I had a head full of hair, and my sperm count couldn't be counted on one hand

IS TED OKAY? is very good

me seeing christopher lee is trending: oh no!!!!
me after clicking on it: oh its just a character on some show that has the same name
me:
me: wait christopher lee died like ten years ago

2004 Dawn of the Dead poster

Revisiting the 2004 Dawn of the Dead remake, written by James Gunn and directed by Zack Snyder.
I haven't watched this in a while! It's overdue. 🧟‍♀️

Warner Bros. Discovery Says Paramount’s New Bid Might Top Netflix’s Netflix allowed the legacy media company to reopen talks with Paramount.

Netflix allowed the legacy media company to reopen talks with Paramount.

Cartoon: Two sides of the aisle A cartoon by Mike Luckovich. Related |� Trump gives his most unhinged State of the Union speech ...

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The Republican Party is the Party of Groomers, Pedophiles and Rapists and they prove it daily

Cartoon by Nick Anderson

Hockey culture has been shit and will continue to be shit. I don’t blame anyone who can’t stomach what the USA guys did.

That said, the crest on the front of jersey means more to me than any one name on the back.

I love the Sabres and will continue to love the Sabres probably till the day I die.

There are so many things wrong with tech in cars now. I think this one is the most hateful.

Cuba annonce avoir repoussé une tentative d’« infiltration » par la mer d’un groupe armé venant des Etats-Unis Un « affrontement » a eu lieu dans les eaux territoriales de l’île faisant également six blessés. Lors de l’incident, qui s’est produit dans un contexte de forte tension entre Cuba et les Etats-Unis, le commandant du navire cubain a également été blessé.

Cuba annonce avoir repoussé une tentative d’« infiltration » par la mer d’un groupe armé venant des Etats-Unis