Aaron Brown

Turns out lawlessness is not a winning strategy. See you at Nuremberg 2.0

Routinely amazed that I (and everyone I know) spend more time and care on something like grammar-checking an email than our government takes to make sure they're bombing the right place. Just the most careless, stupid, disgusting pieces of shit to ever draw breath

Definitely! The one you posted is probably closer to the average lime citrus fruit but is not what I think of as "lime green".

xkcd.com/color/rgb/

A light, somewhat neonish green color swatch labeled as "lime green (#89fe05)".

The XKCD color survey has lime green as RGB 89fe05:

you could pivot to being a LEGO account or maybe a day in the life influencer or something but you need to go away as far as politics goes because you gave the wallet inspector your wallet

if you ever called donald trump the “peace candidate” or expressed a similar sentiment, please have the decency to delete your account and go away and let smarter people discuss politics

You can just say things.

If I were running for the Senate with a covered-up Nazi tattoo on my chest, I probably wouldn't be retweeting Stew Peters, a guy who calls for a "final solution" to the "Jewish problem."

the party that wants to require ID to vote abruptly invalidating a thousand people’s IDs overnight seems like a pretty giant flashing red light

Kansas Sends Letters To Trans People Demanding The Immediate Surrender Of Drivers Licenses "The legislature did not include a grace period."

It seems all Kansas-issued trans drivers' licenses are invalid, effective tomorrow

It is now illegal for trans people to drive a car until they surrender their license at a DMV (that most will need to drive to) and have it reissued with the wrong gender marker

This was never about woman's sports

Every now and then, I remember that JD Vance smashed the "like" button after reading this tweet, then went back and unliked it five years later when he ran for the Senate.

The third season of the Proof podcast is exceptional. Through dilligent, dogged reporting, they’ve exposed a cold case unit in Kalamazoo, Michigan that looks to have put multiple innocent people in prison with shoddy, coercive, deceptive investigations. This should be a national scandal.

Its a White pickup truck Toyota Tacoma XtraCab pickup truck featuring custom 1990s-style Jazz graphics. From the cup!

if the ethics are nicomachean, don't come a knockin'

(sea monster bio)

You've probably seen my writhing in The Atlantic

a little ceramic creature with beautiful eyes. it has two horns and two ears and many legs and a pink nose

men will literally make little ceramic creatures instead of go to therapy and then also go to therapy

A relatively close-up photo of the crescent Moon in a dark night sky. The bottom sliver of the Moon is illuminated, and the rest of the Moon's surface is faintly visible through the dark. Rising juuuust off the surface of the Moon on the right side is a bright dot - the planet Mercury!

Mercury rising from behind the Moon this evening. #Photography

A favorite photo you’ve taken

From 2017

Cinema’s greatest scene: ‘Casablanca’ and ‘La Marseillaise’ Casablanca is widely remembered as one of the greatest films of all time, coming in at #2 on the AFI’s top 100 list and similarly regarded by many other critics. You can quibble with its exac…

Do I ever *stop thinking about it*? Yes, but never for that long.

seveninchesofyourtime.com/cinemas-grea...

Violets are grue
Roses, demonic
Si enil txen siht
Boustrophedonic.

Calling the requirement for a judicial warrant before entering a person’s home one of the Democrats’ “new restrictions on federal immigration agents” crosses the line into outright falsehood. It’s in the Bill of Rights! A rule as old as the republic.

A tech founder sent me an explanation of a meeting with Elon and asked for advice on what to do next. Here's how I replied, so everyone can benefit.

Watters: I was walking in my street, a car drives by and I give him a wave. He rolls down the window and says, “F U fascist.” He doesn’t know I’m a fascist!

Jessica: Yes, he does. You’re on TV.

BAD LYRICS 1940s: I love you when the moon is high/ I love you when the music's right/I love you and your blue, blue eyes/ let's ride together in love
BAD LYRICS 2000s: Pretty baby / you're my number one fantasy / you're the one who I depend on / you're everything I dream of

BAD LYRICS 1970s: My baby girl is sweet seventeen / we dance all night to the record machine / and she's a real fast cat, if you know what I mean

BAD LYRICS 2010s: We up in the club / hol' that glass up / get down on the floor / get down for some more

a theory I have is 'lyrical technology' which is that unimportant pop lyrics are completely precision dated in a specific way good lyrics aren't

Cooling off my drink by putting it in a thermos.