Got a callback from orthopedicβ¦my daughter has to have surgery. Theyβre going to do it on Wednesday, and I dreaded telling her.
But she wants the surgery, so Iβm relievedβ¦
Got a callback from orthopedicβ¦my daughter has to have surgery. Theyβre going to do it on Wednesday, and I dreaded telling her.
But she wants the surgery, so Iβm relievedβ¦
How dare heβ¦
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X-Men Evolution and DCAU, please? π
09.03.2026 18:36 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0She went to an amusement center with her friend. One of those places with trampolines, bouncy houses etc. She fell out of the bouncy house and broke her ankle.
09.03.2026 18:19 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Go back to your hatespace, loser
09.03.2026 04:33 β π 12 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My kid is now bedridden and terribly depressed. Had to use her birthday money to get her a walker. :(
09.03.2026 04:28 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Itβs a bone fracture :(
09.03.2026 00:21 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My kid wanted to hang out with her friend at a fun center for her birthday. Now sheβs en route to the ER with a broken ankle :(
08.03.2026 21:38 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0So this is a proactive measure. Jan.6 cannot be overlooked as a significant (and tragic) event in our nationβs history. If it is decided to be taught, it should be taught factually. We shouldnβt have to be doing this at allβ¦but there is an active campaign to alter history to fit a different agenda.
08.03.2026 19:00 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Would you be similarly inclined to protest a law forcing schools to teach the Holocaust correctly? There is an active campaign to rewrite our history; there should be no debate about what J6 was, but so many out there want people to think it was some sort of peaceful love-in.
08.03.2026 18:49 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Sorry for his loss, but this is a stupid take.
βIf you mandate J6 be taught as a violent insurrection, whatβs to stop the other side from forcing their versions of history?β
You mean like revising history by removing the slavery exhibit from Washingtonβs home and the pride flag from Stonewall?π€
Pepperidge Farms remembers a time when we made stories for kids who were different/marginalized, that lit up when they related to a character or story.
Now, movie execs are pissimg themselves trying to make the least offensive slop because of a bunch of loud bigots. Elio got what it deserved at BO
His ancestors couldnβt even spell it correctly!
08.03.2026 17:55 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Clearly heβs a Docter, not a Therapist
08.03.2026 04:47 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Mood
07.03.2026 22:14 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Americaβs backβ¦to the 1973 Oil Embargo, baby!
07.03.2026 21:27 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Cool
07.03.2026 07:55 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This win belongs to the people!!
07.03.2026 07:51 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Make it PPV with the proceeds going to the victimsβ families from the girls school massacre.
07.03.2026 07:49 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This is the end result of an election campaign waged in the taint-crusted corners of right-wing memebro influencers.
07.03.2026 07:48 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Got to see Hoppers, and itβs been a long time since Iβve really enjoyed a Pixar movie. Variety wasnβt kidding when they called it βBambi on crackβ
07.03.2026 07:36 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I was but a wee lass when the oil embargo raged in the 70βs. Buckle up for round 2!
07.03.2026 01:50 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Bibi has wagged the dog so much, it ran to Kristi Noem for help.
07.03.2026 01:44 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0No second chances! ABOLISH ICE!!
05.03.2026 20:33 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Well, I mean theyβre doing neitherβ¦
05.03.2026 20:30 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Wait, so now parents CAN approve of surgeries?
05.03.2026 20:30 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Alsoβ¦Mullins? Iβm not sure thatβs a whole lot better.
05.03.2026 19:23 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Shield?? They airing an Avengers marathon on Fox or something??
05.03.2026 19:22 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0OMG REALLY?!
05.03.2026 19:17 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Power fantasies from a drunken Nazi
05.03.2026 05:46 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0