Wood Elf 🧝🏼‍♂️✨

Hey bro, the boys and I saw you from across the bar and we were wondering

Do you wanna come find sticks with us?

Oluwande: Do you want to live?

Stede: That's a tough question.

A man taking a selfie of his haircut that resembles a 2000's animated character

Side profile of a man showing his haircut resembling an animated character

This Halloween costume is gonna go so hard 😍

If you're a pilot flying out of BNA and you randomly hear a 6y/o over your radio, don't freak out, it's just my son checking in with his Spider-Man walkie talkie

Completely unrelated, these news kids toys are getting a little out of hand 😅

#pilot #airplane #radiochatter #spider-man

Started using the crock pot more recently, and gods fucking bless. I love coming home after a shift, not feeling like doing a damn thing, and the smell of the dinner I forgot I prepared in the mornin' greets me at the door 😍

It's like Christmas morning for someone with a shitty memory 🥹🥹

A nude transman flexing his right tricep in the mirror

Nude transman flexing his left tricep in the mirror

Unabashedly flexing on em, but only so they know I give great piggyback rides and hugs 😌😘

I think Nashville takes the cake for the amount of different types of obstacles you have to dodge when doing Uber.

We've got:
• Boozecycles
• Cycle drawn carriages
• Army Jesus humvee
• Bachelorette Busses
• Electric scooters
• Electric bicycles
• Taxis
• Lyft
• Doordash
• Fucking tourists

Stede Bonnet in S1 of OFMD, looking perfectly put together in his white shirt and teal vest.

Another still of Stede from the same episode, he's covered in fake blood and yelling, his hair going in all different directions.

september 30th vs. october 1st

Side profile of a transman in a black tank top

Front facing profile of a transman in a black tank top

A relaxed selfie of trans guy with his hand on the back of his neck. He's wearing a black tank top

Opposite to the first profile of a transman in a black tank top

Oh hey, I'm blond now 🙀

Ohhh, yeah I agree, that's annoying for sure

I remember him yelling "fairy god parents" cause he always twisted 3 times

A trans man with brown hair and pale skin in a fishnet shirt and black button up, he has round glasses and necklaces on and has one earring in

A transman with brown hair and pale skin in a fishnet shirt and black button up, wearing round glasses and necklaces, with one earring in

Love this outfit a lot. Makes me wanna get out the hair dye again

Three screenshots from OFMD S1E4 1st. Izzy Hands: It's September 1st, boss. 2nd. Edward Teach: What's that, mate? Izzy: It's September the 1st. 3rd. Ed: Dickfuck, no, it's not.

I don't like it when I look in the mirror and think "damn I look good today" and then try to take a picture and it looks like dogshit

ONE OF YOU IS LYING TO ME 🫵🏼

i know times are tough but if all my followers even tipped a dollar, i’d be able to take a week off to recover

my cheek is like… the size of a kiwi rn after icing it and napping so..

help a pretty girl out, plsplspls 🥹

The new ICE song by Jesse Welles nails it.

ICE isn’t recruiting heroes, it’s recruiting the bitter, the rejected, the ones desperate for a badge to cover their failures.

Losers with power become the most dangerous kind.

(c/o Caroline Codsi)

Being trans is like

Growing up I used to be able to match all of Amy Lee's notes at length but I wasn't comfortable singing for others

But now I get to harmonize with her in a really haunting way AND I get to feel more comfortable singing in front of others ??

Hell yeah 🤌🏼🤌🏼

A friend of mine just put me on to FOLX Health. I'm not sure what their pricing looks like yet, but from what I understand it's covered by international laws so the US can't fuck w it. Probably our best bet while things are in flux. Good luck, bestie 🫶🏼

A man wearing a grey tank top tucked into black jeans cinched with a black belt, and has on a necklace. He's leaning one shoulder on the wall and has his thumbs tucked into his pockets

A man wearing a grey tank top tucked into black jeans cinched with a black belt. He has a necklace on, a hand tucked into one pocket and his thumb tucked into the other. He's leaning one shoulder on the wall

These pics from a couple weeks ago sum up how I feel about life rn:

Tired, but still cute

She's the cutest. And she's gonna stay small sized. I think you would love her big personality the most, she's so fierce 😤😍

A man holding a puppy

A man holding a puppy who's looking over his shoulder

A man holding a puppy who's biting the holder's thumb and looking at the camera

A man holding a puppy who's sat up and looking down at the floor

PUPPY 🥹😍

(If I look angry in some of these, it's the cute aggression. I was giving her tons of lil kisses the whole time I held her)

Lovely! 🥰

See tiddies, post tiddies 💞

Use this post to rt an old pic where you looked hot 💜

I felt so good in this photoshoot 😩😍 the tape was doin' its magic and everything✨

Use this post to rt an old pic where you looked hot 💜

I felt so good in this photoshoot 😩😍 the tape was doin' its magic and everything✨

No worries at all! I'm of the same mindset, I fucking love scars!

That's actually a scar but I like it just as much 🥰

See tiddies, post tiddies 💞

Aww yay I love this for you 🥰🥰