Precaffeinated

Federal judges doing the job of all 3 branches at the moment. Stay strong, we see you.

You helped a friend today! Thank you kindly.

Have about 2-3 waiting people if y’all still have but folks reply publicly and they’re gone in 20 seconds. Where can I DM you if you’re game?

Thank you. Found you and will try to pass on. There’s no DMs here but is there if any unused.

They go seriously fast on Twitter. I squatted for a half hour and had to do DMs of kind people bc 2m old was still too old.

How did I get stuck on the cat feed when I don’t own a cat? 50 posts in a row, I will not take this as a sign!

Same

Meme reads “coffee is so dangerous because 2 cups = I am God. 3 cups = still God but Nietzsche was right about him”

I don’t know what it is about the compose button floating over the others but I have to find it like a drunk person every time.

Meme reads “securing your desired username on a new app is the closest millennials and zoomers get to owning land”

Meme 2 people are admiring a full moon “wow it’s a perfect moon for a werewolf to come out” werewolf: “I’m gay”

Oh. Oh no. It’s actually fun here. What have I done?!

Oh. I went with a meme.

Meme of a dam spillage “I should not say this” water spewing out is “but”