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Cal | 27 year old disaster man who usually has too many projects on his plate | adachi enjoyer (derogatory) | @cvltofdemons.bsky.social ❤️

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Having a soul meeting with my zanpakto in the middle of the drawing and im on the ground coughing up blood like "please..... how do I shade multicolor lighting....." while it tells me im weak and dont deserve its power

30.03.2025 23:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Every time I try to draw something outside of my skill range I feel like im in an episode of bleach where im getting my ass kicked and I have to force myself to surpass my limits right then and there and I walk out of the drawing barely alive and covered in blood with the ability to render fire

30.03.2025 23:39 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

🔈 my favorite DOS era rpg, Escape from Microcenter

10.02.2025 20:11 — 👍 1326    🔁 500    💬 14    📌 13

Per the famous detailing of the area, Kholusia is the perfect map in my heart

10.02.2025 19:14 — 👍 1167    🔁 742    💬 5    📌 4
An image or Kendrick Lamar from the super bowl. Text at the bottom in the style of a FFXIV boss is at the bottom and it reads: Rap God - Kendrick Lamar.

An image or Kendrick Lamar from the super bowl. Text at the bottom in the style of a FFXIV boss is at the bottom and it reads: Rap God - Kendrick Lamar.

Drake hearing boss music

11.02.2025 00:46 — 👍 443    🔁 202    💬 2    📌 1

My roommate has been trying to convince me of the whimsy of a shower beer and he talks about it like Im going to see shrimp colors upon having one

11.02.2025 10:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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I want to post one of my favorite cat images here

20.11.2024 05:54 — 👍 674    🔁 286    💬 1    📌 3
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#FF14 #Ardbert #Meteor
アルひろ 亡灵不渡

25.01.2025 03:05 — 👍 309    🔁 161    💬 0    📌 0

Sorry everyone I will not shut up about this this is like the Eras Tour for gay alt millennials

15.01.2025 02:16 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I am not a religious man. But you can bet I will be reciting every baptist and catholic prayer I can remember in the ticketmaster lobby queue the moment those nine inch nails tickets go on sale

15.01.2025 02:15 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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This cold is kicking my ass I quite literally feel like yamcha in the crater after he got one shot by that saiyan

08.01.2025 07:56 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

THEY HAVE A BEATING YOUR ASS IN THE QRTS ORNAMENT???

26.12.2024 14:26 — 👍 953    🔁 346    💬 6    📌 1

You will NEVER guess what this reply by a government agency is in response to.

20.12.2024 17:19 — 👍 4706    🔁 2614    💬 59    📌 12

People Who Use AI Images for Anything: Dogshit, not worth listening to, absolute malarkey, nothing you say is valid and you will never find love

People Who Make Shitty Photoshops: Remarkable, respected individuals to be taken seriously, absolute Chad behavior, They fuck and everyone fucks with them

20.12.2024 02:01 — 👍 4488    🔁 1398    💬 50    📌 15

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHI 💥💥💥🎂

19.12.2024 22:52 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

only just learned that using "from:me" in the search bar along with whatever phrases you're looking for is the way to look for posts on here that were made by you and I feel like I'm not the only one who didn't realize that and would probably be glad to know such a function exists

19.12.2024 02:06 — 👍 2083    🔁 1236    💬 78    📌 40
a nativity set made of polymer clay, depicting two moogle parents admiring their newborn infant child. the moogle baby is swaddled and there are churning-mists style decorative stones around the family. end I.D.

a nativity set made of polymer clay, depicting two moogle parents admiring their newborn infant child. the moogle baby is swaddled and there are churning-mists style decorative stones around the family. end I.D.

pa rum pa pum pum

30.11.2024 03:44 — 👍 642    🔁 397    💬 5    📌 5
Fanart for the band Red Vox, fronted by Vinny of Vinesauce. It features a red colour palette with computer and crt screen effects, with purple accents. It is a closely cropped view of hands covering a face, with an open space between the fingers of one hand for an eye to peer out of.

Fanart for the band Red Vox, fronted by Vinny of Vinesauce. It features a red colour palette with computer and crt screen effects, with purple accents. It is a closely cropped view of hands covering a face, with an open space between the fingers of one hand for an eye to peer out of.

Fanart poster I illustrated back when the single Remember by Red Vox first dropped! #design #digitalart

18.12.2024 00:15 — 👍 32    🔁 10    💬 0    📌 0

YEAAAA!!!

17.12.2024 19:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Funny bc im like. Is it deranged to get a cake to celebrate ocs/joint writing project birthday and then I mentioned to my mom that the comic is now one year old and she was like "you should do something fun to celebrate! :]" ansndmf

17.12.2024 18:28 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Im going to get myself a small cake today. As a treat

17.12.2024 18:26 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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deleted my original post bc i didn't realize the whole screen got captured instead of just my browser but

xma is getting flooded with pirated movie links lol (do not go and click these)

there's like page after page of these, i've never seen thsi before

17.12.2024 16:23 — 👍 123    🔁 49    💬 10    📌 6

Thinking about that stupid vampire is a full time job and brother Ive never called in sick 💥💥💥

Anyway, happy one year anniversary to the oc who made me realize that I have free will and sentience and the ability to do whatever I want with my life

17.12.2024 15:47 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

HE HAS OFFICIALLY HAUNTED ME AND GIVEN ME BRAIN DAMAGE FOR ONE YEAR HAPPY BIRTHDAY ALEX

17.12.2024 15:43 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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every time i get to the fandaniel doing a sick flip into the zodiark e cheese's ball pit scene in endwalker the camera snap to zeno's gobsmacked face makes me lose it

16.12.2024 00:53 — 👍 269    🔁 106    💬 3    📌 1

I see im not the only mfer filled with yearning during christmas

15.12.2024 01:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Me looking up Love Actually to see what streaming services it's on and google hits me with "this is the number one most searched romcom today!"

15.12.2024 00:59 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I feel like a good measure of how dire my mental state is is by looking at how much always sunny im watching. Anyway I watched seasons 8-16 and now ive started over and made it to season 3

13.12.2024 23:32 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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white mage rielle #ffxiv

13.12.2024 06:09 — 👍 610    🔁 290    💬 1    📌 0

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