Scangry.
06.02.2025 02:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Please.
05.02.2025 20:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Feigning a compound fracture so I don’t have to go to this meeting.
03.02.2025 15:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Not sure if I should block that crazy lady on Nextdoor or go make a bowl of popcorn.
01.02.2025 14:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
If I ever say ‘nah’ to Long John Silver’s, investigate!!
#squarefish #crumbles
29.01.2025 19:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Aliens abduct me, fast asleep, from my bed every night and put me through a rigorous calisthenics routine and medical experiments, then return me to bed before my alarm goes off.
No other way to explain these sleep injuries.
29.01.2025 12:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
‘He’s gonna need a rocket up his ass to catch THAT one!’
You were great, Bob Uecker.💜
16.01.2025 18:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
One???
16.01.2025 15:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
On Wednesdays he goes shopping, and has buttered scones for tea.
14.01.2025 19:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
He’s a lumberjack and he’s ok …
11.01.2025 20:57 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
I love how everyone in the Region hyphenates ‘Merrillville’ into ‘Merrillville-Shererville’ without even thinking about it.
11.01.2025 15:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
10.01.2025 20:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Do my daily steps count if I get ‘em at the grocery store buying more food?
10.01.2025 19:29 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0
Someone should pay me to make up dog songs.
10.01.2025 04:19 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0
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