little dracula

The Epic of Gilgamesh is historically significant as the world's first Yaoi

i did all six hours lmao

we made ittttttt \o/

thank you it's appreciated and needed lol

currently 23782 in the jackson wang queue

very hard to keep up with!

considering bailing out on my last one at 3......but i'd have to push it to monday.....these are the most boring skeets alive sorry i can post porn or something in penance for workposting

failed a captcha to get into a teams meeting (???) which i wish meant i was free

six hours of meetings today and i just want to fit in the other half of my lunch

morally grey love interest with a secret heart of gold motherfucker

Bin ☁️

#Changbin #StrayKids

Just so we're clear Bang Chan's bubble messages have haunted me all day. All I can think of is how physical nudity is less fraught than emotional nakedness for him. And like. It's just very erotic okay.

omg hello!

wish the first thing i think of when i'm cozy in a pile of blankets wasn't 'wow i'm so omega-coded'

I'm sure no one remembers this shitpost but me, but I need y'all to know I actually did this, every time I didn't have a fic title picked out ahead of time. (There are, incidentally, more versions and editions of this label than you could ever imagine.)

never seen this in hockey but it is a thing for tennis! some tournaments give you a little ear radio to listen.

need high speed rail to chicago for concerts and friends so bad

Urban Dictionary: devil's nap devil's nap: The devil's nap is taken around 5-8p and usually lasts about two hours. When you awake from the devil's nap, you normally have lost all sense of...

the devil's nap lmao when you go to sleep too close to bedtime

debating between productivity, guitar, or the devil's nap

just had one of those therapy appts that reminds you why you're in therapy wheeeeew

is there not enough sex or not enough dialogue, my dude pick one

so he understands the concept of children's media but thinks heartstopper, a YA show about high schoolers, should have had more explicit sex?

i know red, white, and royal blue wasn't the sex-fest of this hockey show but they did in fact fuck!

A painterly illustration of Cocona from XG, following their birthday announcement coming out as afab transmasc nonbinary. They face the viewer, wearing a crown of pink and blue, what paint splashes around their collarbone, against a background of pink and blue brushstrokes

King Cocona 👑

#xgcocona

truly more often than i would like lmao

bubble messages: i bang chan yep really really loves our members

come at me—— i protecc the kids—— nothing happened lol just very fond of the kids hahaha

i fucking love the kids (censored) so what hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

love is stored in the bang chan 😭

accidently looked at one of them and became overwhelmed yet again

this is why microblogging is ideal to me -- i love to chitchat but i never remember to go to discord and i go offline for long periods of time so the asynchronous replies are perfect

we spent SO LONG trying to find that damn bang chan harper's bazaar cover/ANY k-pop magazines in seoul and then manilla so it's my fave lmao

this would take me out