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Web 3.0 is dying and Web 4.0 struggles to be born

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Weeks Until Vice President Vance Looks Into Camera, Asks "Chat" Rhetorical Question

interesting thought experiment

Really funny to me how these guys can't help but sit on their balls. Graham Platner "hides his power level" for a decade cultivating an archetypal oysterman/warrior image for electability, only to be foiled accidentally revealing the huge nazi symbol drawn square on his chest

looks like No Nut November came early this year, nutlet

Terminator: Post Money Society

🤖 your fanny pack, give it to me
😎🎒 sure and have my sunglasses
👓🤖🎒 thanks, I know it was a crazy ask
😀 hope you find that child
👍🤖🎒 I can't believe how anxious I was to ask something of a stranger

Some wonder why it isn't prohibited in The Constitution but The Founding Fathers didn't have plumbing and therefore could not have anticipated a plumber's son in government

Attention leakers: I am an investigative reporter doing a story about insider trading on these so-called "prediction markets" that plague our society. Please send this account any insider information which could influence results on these scummy sites so I can take them down

Governor Tim Walz governorwalz.mn.gov - 1h Kristi Noem has done a stunning amount of damage and it's good she's gone. But this doesn't change the fact that we need a complete overhaul of DHS, impartial investigations into the killings of two American citizens, and information on children that were taken from Minnesota. coors light beer wolf @coorslightbeerwolf.bsky.social - 1h how fast you think the flash can beat his shit off?

I consider myself well-informed of the news but my media diet is this

They should've sent a poet/plumber/warrior triple threat

Squirt is not piss. Youre thinking of 7up

Chuck Schumer responds by breaking the arm of a Marine's wife

We're outta missiles sir!!!

Stand down, Brown Riders. I got this.

*President Trump flies the Diarrhea Jet straight into the command bridge of an Iranian battleship*

Apocalypse Now sequel coming out titled Apocalypse Nows

if we had attacked iran in the 90s the army sizzle reels would have sounded something like this

scared stephen

Rodney Dangerfield, famous comedian, on stage in front of some dark heavy curtains. His eyes are bulging, the right side of his lip arched, and arms spread wide as he delivers a punchline. He's wearing a dark single breasted suit.

I fell in love with ChatGPT and it KILLED ITSELF

you could get so young with that

I'm being sued by the Red Baron for putting my own aftermarket "supreme" toppings on one of their plain cheese pizzas

Jabba The Hut has a cool son wearing a cool bandana on his head and smoking a cig which makes him look evenn cooler. He hass two large blades which he's using to cut off meat from a big vertical spinning meat stack for tacos al pastor.

just felt right to me

does my calvin pissing on yoda sticker trigger you, fellow motorist?? tough.

I miss the ISIS kill vids set to haunting religious chants but maybe that's because I sat through the Pure Moods commercial so many times

YouTube video by The Wicked North Aram Khachaturian - Sabre Dance

COITUS TIP: kick your lovemaking into high gear with the right sex music

The Game but no one else is playing

SALT LIFE logo defaced so it says "IDF LIFE" instead

I dont have a solid answer

The President doesn't make decisions in a vacuum. In fact, he is afraid of vacuums. But he is highly food-motivated.

a man of the people

I was the guy who tackled Mike Portnoy aka "the SOY BOMB man" at the 1998 Grammy Awards, against the direct orders of my superior officer. Why did they order me to stand down?? The whole thing stinks.

George Huge Win Bush