Kir

The time the Earth came to visit our nice wee church!

It will never be enough to fill his empty soul. And he will use none of it to help others. "Some people are so poor, all they have is money"

I can safely most of Britain thinks that Nonceferatu looks like a lollipop dropped in pubes and needs a high five in the face with a brick

4 panel comic Panel 1 Official looking guy standing outside of a building. A window is broken and police tape has been put up. Official looking guy talking on his phone: Sir, there was an incident at your daughter’s school Panel 2 MAGA dipshit on his phone in the kitchen: Oh Jesus, what is it? What happened? Panel 3 Official guy: There’s been a shooting Panel 4 MAGA dipshit: Oh thank god. I thought she’d learned the word lesbian

Priorities in America

My favourite album ever. Bar none ❤

There is literally nothing he could do to be acceptable to some people. At least he's getting some inner peace from saying fuck the lot of them ❤

How the frickety frack in this day and age do some shows still not have subtitles?!

Social media post by @spavel.bsky.social featuring a newspaper headline about a stylish monkey in a coat found at a Toronto IKEA.

It’s been a dozen years since this headline but still a banger.

It is indeed :) I am a lifelong plant lover and spleenwort are one of my favourites! 💚

A fern called Spleenwort growing out of a mossy crack in a brick wall painted with old, chipped cream paint

I love wall ferns 💚

Lol this statue is in my town. It was routinely defaced with "Tories Out" until the election.

More posters needed.

Like going inside a space rocket and saying "this is using too much power, I'm just going to randomly turn off 50% of these switches to save energy!" If brains were dynamite he couldn't blow his nose.

Just had a convo that reminded me of one of my biggest worries when I was a kid... The fear that I'd grow up and start wanting a plain tidy beige house with boring wallpaper, sensible clothes etc. Now I'm sat in my own toy shop wearing a monkey onesie and very grateful it never happened 😄❤

I've had the absolute pleasure of talking with an older Palestinian gentleman this week in my shop. He told me stories about his childhood, picking ripe oranges and figs, the constant music of church bells, playing with scorpions. He's been homesick for 60 years ❤️‍🩹

I have more layers than an onion today and I still have that ache between my shoulderblades you get when it's chuffing baltic 🥶