B.S. Thornton

I’ve seen enough: Zendaya is Meechee

Thinking, as one does, about how Richard Nixon probably heard Nirvana

i'd hit a pentuple axel every time he yells "THERE'S A BOMB IN MY CAAAAARRR"

halftime show fromt eh supebowl showing a set on the field featuring a nyc bodega

This kind of smart, walkable, mixed-use urbanism is illegal to build in most American cities.

STEPHIN MERRITT: Am I original?

CLAUDIA GONSON: Yeah

STEPHIN MERRITT: Am I the only one?

CLAUDIA GONSON: Yeah

STEPHIN MERRITT: Am I sexual?

CLAUDIA GONSON: Yeah

STEPHIN MERRITT: Am I everything you need?

CLAUDIA GONSON: You better rock your body now

International Sickos Rankings: Population Per Athlete. Which Countries Are Hoarding Olympians? SICKOS 00 Population per Athlete Athletes Population 1 Liechtenstein 5,003 8 40,023 2 Andorra 12,157 7 85,101 3 Latvia 27,393 68 1,862,700 4 San Marino 33,950 1 33,950 5 Monaco 38,367 1 38,367 6 Estonia 42,959 32 1,374,687 7 Switzerland 51,323 175 8,981,565 8 Finland 54,207 103 5,583,284 Slovenia 57,404 37 2,123,949 10 Norway 69,530 80 5,562,363

Which countries sent the most athletes per capita to the 2026 Winter Olympics?

Liechtenstein clears the field by sending 8 athletes from a population of 40,023, meaning roughly 1 out of every 5,000 Liechtensteiners is at the Olympics.

This is a deeply unserious and extremely important statistic.

Scrooge asking what day it is. Why it’s whiskey Friday with Tony Dokoupil sir

We made it

Grammy voters in 2015, for some reason:

Right after Cameron Winter says "thank you very much, we have one last song."

Fwiw, "(The Vegabus)" plays after runs scored at Florida softball games, and it's great. Go Gators! 🧡💙

I’m at the combination Pizza Hut and Kennedy Center.

Falcons in their black with red helmet and Bucs in the creamsicle orange wqith buccaneer bruce helmet

This is unquestionably the best looking football game of the season, right

"there's a new serif in town"

not the lesson everyone will grab onto tonight but this proves soundcloud rappers are the future of electoral politics

Who did it better?

I’ve never seen Canadians sing their anthem so pointedly and aggressively

Post from sports writer Andy McCullough reads: “I requested the great Dieter Ruehle play Depeche Mode’s “Personal Jesus” on the organ, and he obliged. Someone must deliver us from this game, and it might as well be the songwriter Martin Gore.”

I’m watching the World Series. I’m taking part o the Stanford prison experiment. I’m at the combination World Series/Stanford prison experiment

Guess I'm not the target demographic for the Jonas Brothers considering the only song of theirs that I've heard is "My Name Is Jonas." (great song, though)

Every summer, the Sickos Committee celebrates non-NCAA collegiate championships from all sorts of sports and competitions.

Here's Part 1, which includes Ballroom Dance (Minnesota), Crop Judging (Kansas State), and Hurling (Purdue).

Let us know what your school won down below!

should’ve charged the mound

Me 5 seconds into someone explaining a board game

Late to this party but really enjoyed your takes on this ep! Would love to hear you as a guest on Apple Music's "Time Crisis With Ezra Koenig" doing a deep dive on niche regional soft drinks, perfect venue for your subject matter expertise.

HONEYBAKED HOCKEY

photo of Mr. Rogers that looks almost exactly like The Onion sickos meme guy

Obsessed with this photo of Mr. Rogers that looks almost exactly like The Onion sickos guy.

NYC Mass Shooting Was Nearly Impossible to Prevent, Experts Say

Holy shit, they did it. They wrote the headline.

The fucked up thing about Hulk Hogan dying now is that Trump gets to appoint his replacement