Stranger

I love mid-day yap sessions where I learn the drama from my husband’s friends. Highly recommend

I haven’t forgotten about those stupid powered zip lines in DA:V. They know what they did

Fuck, fanfiction is good. That last one was a real punch to the chest

Tha absolute betrayal I feel. My husband just casually dropped that we ‘should get more of our conditioner’. Excuse me? OUR!! MY conditioner. What the fuck?

Hell yeah, i got my tax return. I now get to pay all my bills early and not panic about how Im gonna eat. Thank you government for not destroying it while you implode and take away all my rights and liberties!

I recommend the comment section of any website that reports when ao3 is down during an outage. People often start posting chapters, or talking about fandoms in a very unique way

Im sorry im not subtweeting you, the world is an active coal, and my mentally ill brain it a bit too toasty

I am a receptionist, and I definitely agree. So many shady businessmen with a low-brimmed hats asking for money

The fucking gall of a man trying to sell me a car at above the online listing after it *did not start* and having undercoat spay used to hide multiple nickel sized holes. Such a loser

No. I can understand the rage of an quasi-divinity becoming a plague-hive-mind but i will not be insulted by the tiny animated perpetual motion machine

These poles are just on rooftops. Are there just high pressure steam pipes running through residential buildings walls all over the place? Things break, and have the city can get battered by a blight dragon, but all the high pressure pipes are just untouched??? No ruptures?? And they *work*?

Also, that tiny little gear spins and powers this giant pulley?? Wtf? Where is that force coming from. That’s some insane torque, also, that gear is powered how? It’s just on a wooden axel on a wooden pole. Presumably it’s just passed through, but is there energy being transferred while in the pole?

I hate the ziplines in DA:Veilguard in Treviso. Ziplines don’t work that way. You slide down because the angle of the rope allows the friction to be overcome when you have a small point of contact. You can’t have an always on spinning rope pulley station for a zipline

It’s weird to have a snow day with no snow. I keep getting notifications of things cancelled due to winter weather, and there’s clear skies and green grass. Why do we live like this?

I mean, you never know. What if it's not a mimic this time??

#frieren

Hey, folks. Yall know a good corner to open doors to the future in?

What’s up with car sales? Why do you want money for the thing sitting in front of your office for months. You have a thousand of them, but *this* one is special and you don’t want it to leave? You wouldn’t notice if it disappeared. There’s literally 2 different identical cars 20 yards away

*squinting* what are you doing in this part of town? You’re not a member of the HOA

Exactly!

I think it still needs to be the same consistency and weight as a fluid without chunks to remain a milk, which does cut down on the milk options

I bet it’s okay to eat a little bit of lava

Hear me out- Custom Milk. Find a local dairy and ask for custom milk flavors

And he’s stealing my ideas!

I take it back. More insulted, as my husband didn’t even follow me back. Absolute betrayal

You get a little treat 1 time

Ive never been so insulted in my life

Drug-assisted dissociation should be an option when doing laundry. Public laundromat’s are already liminal spaces, let me just skip the 23 minutes until I need to move clothes to the dryer

We’re all “silent disco”-ing in the corner, social awkward. Plus, the ominous few days left of tiktok has us all to aware of how fascist the US government is blatantly acting have all of us acting weird

Hey void in my phone, you should tell people to go watch Frieren. It’s pretty cool

I love the depth of field this has! It really ‘pops’!