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You ever need a wizard hat? But your a trucker wizard? We got you

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Balefire Oklahoma City based Chiptune/Metal band. Actual wizard cult & bardbarian college. "The music that plays whenever you see the cool wizards painted on those dope vans" - Everyone

Corey the goblin in the basement didn’t hit the right button. So the wizard is here to make it right. THE EP IS OUT! Balefire.bandcamp.com and all other platforms!

We sent Corey (the goblin janitor in our spire) a thank you package of old pears and sticks ((he’s allergic to pears)) #justwizardthings

Preorder now! RETRONOMICON! LINK IN BIO

RETRONOMICON, by Balefire 4 track album

OH LOOK! WE DID IT! NEW EP COMIN! 4 HITS FROM THE PIT!
THE RETRONOMICON AWAKENS

What if them Balefire boys got into the wizards archives and took some stuff and released an EP?

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This but wizard

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Fun thing to do in your wizard tower is go into some minions room and tell them to shut up. Then leave.

That’s right you horde or rat people. We’re coming to Salem to bring down the house Balefire is playing @bostonbitdown.bsky.social

geekbeatradio - Twitch MAGFest CHIPSPACE - ICE LEVEL Showcase!

GAMERS!!!

@summonbalefire.bsky.social (performers of my intro music) SHALL BE TAKING THE CHIPTONE STAGE AT MAGFEST SHORTLY!!!

GET YOUR MEATY, WELL PROPORATIONED ASSES IN HERE!!!

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Magfest 20x6 January 8-11,2026 - National Harbor, MD Chipspace Thursday 2 PM - Highway to the Chipzone Battlemode 4 PM Mandatory Ice Level .EXE Metroid Myk s0nlxaftrsh0ck Dot Matrix Girl viz - Daemon Core 10 PM Broken Alias Femboy Hooters & The Blowfish / Darius Pucker DeeManVG Chiptune Open Mic between showcases all weekend Line-up+Times subject to change Friday 12 PM Bonus Stage Secret Show aivi & surasshu viz - Claire Kwong 2 PM - Chipspace All Stars DINAARI MC Facepalm Sam Mulligan Waveslayer viz - Emdashi Friday 5 PM LSDJ Teaching Demo with Andy Goth 7 PM - Block title pending STARLONG Condard Stu Sanchez DogsPlusPlus viz - Nobel Yoo Friday 10 PM Secret Show 2 CRASH FASTER viz - Daemon Core 11 PM Virtua94 Presents Unicorn Hole Bubble Gum Octopus GOT ITEM Viz by Analog Psychedelia Saturday 2 PM Woodman X : Renegade Ripper Hunter Grambam36 circunflexo Moder112 Adumb Myeauxyoozi Sarvéproductions with Visuals by the SiIvagunner community 5PM Viewtiful Visuals Demo Hosted by No Carrier 7 PM Sigma's Fortress Showcase RRThiel Beta Club Field Trip :warning: Zoomlight The Beastly Pichu :warning: viz Tby Gleix Poster by Zylpha Sylvan linktree./SylvanSwirls

Hell yeah! Chipspace is ready at MAGFest
extra special thank you to Zylpha Sylvan ( @faeriefiredesign.bsky.social ) for making this gorgeous poster

#MAGFest #Chiptune #MAGFest2026 #Chipspace

How many goblin dollars to eat Charlie Brown ?

Me

Everyone writing music:
“Lets make a really catchy chorus”

Balefire wizards:
“Make them eat Arby’s on stage. That makes the song better!”

But what about the skooma?

Does the skeleton plug still got our hookup?

We can get a supply. We know some milk goblins who don’t ask questions.

In Kansas City to meet the BBQmancer Pork Chop Cash.

They put the Plateau of Leng in the new Donkey Kong?! DID JEREMY LEAVE OUT THE FORBIDDEN SCROLLS AGAIN!? HE KNOWS NINTENDO ALWAYS TRIES TO READ THEM?!

We’ve been traveling the multiverse for untold eons, seeing things no mortal men can gaze upon without going mad.

Do yall still have Olive Garden around?

He’s old. It’s chill. We won’t say anything.

The ears provided are property of the goldsun spire elves™️ they are temporary until you pass the trails then the wizard (Carl) will give a spell to transform you into one of the elves. These are the rules kid.

Just dont be late to condescending 101 or you’re gonna have detention.

The other day I was at a pawn shop and saw a sword with a skull on it. Clearly cursed. I was told know by the big boss….. 😔

Predator……we hardly know her.

@catfort.fightins.online WHY WERENT YOU AT ELF PRACTICE?!

It’s actually 97 guys vs the gorilla and me, we switched sides.

Great, now the barbarian thinks he can write riffs…….

Bardbarian?….is that anything?