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Its getting cold

a woman is sitting in the back seat of a car with her eyes closed . ALT: a woman is sitting in the back seat of a car with her eyes closed .

The bartender at my bar is CHEEKED UP, damn.
Also why did one of the waiters STEAL my money. #wildnight

a cartoon woman is sitting in the back seat of a car waving . ALT: a cartoon woman is sitting in the back seat of a car waving .

Listening to a leon kennedy edit playlist

a woman in a pink robe is in a kitchen ALT: a woman in a pink robe is in a kitchen

Can’t look slutty in these weather conditions. Must. Find. A. Way.

a cartoon of a woman laying on the floor with a laptop ALT: a cartoon of a woman laying on the floor with a laptop

Curly hair is so annoying to maintain

spongebob squarepants is standing in a kitchen with a life preserver on the wall behind him ALT: spongebob squarepants is standing in a kitchen with a life preserver on the wall behind him

Had my first glass of water of the week

a woman is making a funny face with her eyes closed . ALT: a woman is making a funny face with her eyes closed .

I’m TIRED. Someone spoil me already.

Bending over backwards for a white man? Why am I like this.

Where am I supposed to find a socially awkward and quirky white man