Mark Kelly: "He's talked about sending troops into more cities, he's talked about invoking the Insurrection Act. You don't have to go too far back to his 1st administration when he went to his Sec Def & said, 'Can't we just shoot these protesters in the legs.' That is an example of an illegal order"
21.11.2025 02:13 — 👍 14187 🔁 4397 💬 232 📌 111
No more plans from this shithead. Incompetent and criminally stupid. Can we do a presidential cease and desist? Cease to exist?
21.11.2025 18:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Socialism is what they called public power.
Socialism is what they called social security.
Socialism is what they called the growth of free and independent labor organizations.
Socialism is their name for almost anything that helps all the people.
—Harry Truman, 1952
21.11.2025 17:15 — 👍 6708 🔁 2542 💬 211 📌 104
We can all assume how it goes then. that’s how it works when you’re a chickenshit without accountability who will only speak to people who kiss your ass, or women you can dismiss and insult
21.11.2025 18:14 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
imagine sex with me, nope. more muppets
21.11.2025 17:39 — 👍 27 🔁 12 💬 1 📌 0
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If Congress will not pass a resolution condemning Trump’s unhinged calls for the imprisonment and execution of elected officials, they’re essentially giving him permission to keep pushing for political violence.
21.11.2025 15:11 — 👍 1933 🔁 574 💬 77 📌 33
Impeachment articles sound like something we have never tried before
21.11.2025 17:44 — 👍 37 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 0
What’s a president
21.11.2025 17:31 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I loathe statements like this, Congressman Carson, it’s like just reading a headline out loud. Get mad! Get pissed off! We need it! What are you doing about it?
21.11.2025 17:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Good morning beautiful
21.11.2025 17:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Or you can also call out “Here Suey Suey Suey” to get her attention
21.11.2025 17:25 — 👍 11 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0
Why do we have to be the only ones who follow rules?
21.11.2025 17:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
You, too, can wake up like this
-Anxiety
21.11.2025 07:43 — 👍 84 🔁 11 💬 5 📌 0
They absolutely told on everybody because hot dogs are no joke. You do not play fast and loose with mystery tubes of compressed meat particles from 7-11 B.C.
You are CORRECT to consult your Al oracle before ingesting:
• a grayish hot dog
• a wrinkled hot dog
• a soggy hot dog
• a hot dog of suspicious temperature
• a hot dog of unknown origin
• or a hot dog that's been in the fridge since the Obama administration
It's survival instinct. It's primal. It's wisdom passed down through the ancestors.
21.11.2025 07:37 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Finishing her too early, sir
21.11.2025 07:34 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Is it possible that I used the word "scallawag"one too many times while sexting?
21.11.2025 01:50 — 👍 145 🔁 44 💬 12 📌 0
Ily more
21.11.2025 07:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
With every single insane post Trump makes, he becomes less powerful. Less believable. Less authoritarian.
He’s a weak man.
20.11.2025 18:57 — 👍 1913 🔁 352 💬 70 📌 17
Twerps
These fucking shoes are you kidding me
21.11.2025 07:18 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Coast Guard has denied a report that they will mo longer consider swastikas and nooses as hate symbols
Mixed reports?
20.11.2025 23:34 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
Bravo
20.11.2025 15:36 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
roombas make the best pets cos they pick up their own poop
20.11.2025 13:50 — 👍 63 🔁 17 💬 1 📌 0
'People forget what Khashoggi was investigating when he was murdered. He was writing about Kushner turning over classified info to MBS, who used it to hunt down, arrest and murder his opponents.'
h/t @cocacolakid
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I made a sandwich and it fixed me
18.11.2025 05:48 — 👍 276 🔁 16 💬 14 📌 0
Does he lose his accent when he’s shocked
19.11.2025 09:07 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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