Proud of Team Canada and proud to be Canadian 🇨🇦
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New dad hack:
Playing SNFU for my kids right before bedtime cuz they get tired after slam dancing each other on the couch
Bill I have the perfect song to help celebrate…it just came out this morning:
youtu.be/1gEmed24Q58?...
My 3y/o walks up to me holding a small jar that is full of water and has been wrapped up in scotch tape:
Dad! Look! It’s a dog!
#belugagrads
05.02.2026 06:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Spreading joy and inspiring love in the world since I was a little boy.
I am grateful for this man - who still to this day - reminds me to let my little light shine 🙂
“You smell like hot dogs in the toilet. And bad breath.” - my 3 y/o to my wife just now ❤️
28.01.2026 04:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I didn’t have to grow my kids inside me. I didn’t have to give birth to them. I didn’t have to nurture them with my body.
What I can do tho is exercise some testicular fortitude…and clean up a little poo-poo 🥰
I am doing a lot more “dad grunting” these days than I comfortable with
14.01.2026 05:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It’s called “When I Was Rich In Golden City” so admittedly not the most focused punk rock topic 🤣
12.01.2026 14:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My 6y/o wrote his second song yesterday, and was very adamant to let me know DAD THIS IS PUNK ROCK and good lord I could not be any more proud 🥲
12.01.2026 14:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Existing is exhausting.
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Based on the news it seems like a good day to remind everyone that episode 2 of Mr Doug’s House is all about:
1) Why discrimination sucks
2) What we can do to obliterate from the face of the planet
Mr Doug’s House is for parents and children to watch together 🤟
Episode 2 of the show I am super proud of (because I make all by myself in my basement) is available now!
This episode is called “Fighting Discrimination” where we learn how to identify discrimination, and then obliterate it from the face of the planet 🙂
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Wash your hands!
If that’s your deciding criteria then clearly you’re expecting your leisurely and restful early retirement to begin any moment now…
18.11.2025 16:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I really enjoyed Gloves Off and have recommended it to almost everyone I know 🙂
Are you planning a second season?
Subscribing for hard copy delivery immediately because whoever came up with “Ape Glands” deserves a raise.
31.10.2025 17:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Hi everybody
This is my new show. I worked really hard on it and I hope you like it 🙂
youtu.be/kfZ25OdekDI?...
Langley
Laaaangley
Please don’t say you need a ride
Tonight while my 3y/o is dropping BOMBS in our bathroom:
Him: Daddy will you come sit with me?
Me: Sure buddy
I go sit down beside him (and it STINKS, in an almost evil way)
Him: Daddy?
Me: Yeah?
Him: Mom is the best
I have yet to see a bear tow a car in an effective way, let alone an extreme one.
That said, I know who I’m calling next time I need a tow…
How is anyone supposed to watch kids being massacred and families torn from their homes and feel anything but complete revulsion of those in power?
Or billionaires with incomprehensible resources who do nothing while kids starve and suffer?
I am in a constant state of rage and overwhelming sadness
I wrote a book called “A is for Anti-Racist” to help parents teach children that racism is gross and nazis are little pissed pants shitheads.
All proceeds to go charities that support racial equality and reconciliation.
Fuck Amazon, buy it from me personally here:
www.mrdoug.ca/store/a-is-f...
Ten Rules for Aspiring Poets 1. Poetry does not have to rhyme. Well, at least not all the time always. 2. Metaphors can lend a poem power (but mixing them isn’t good). Should they start to fly in all directions, nip them in the bud. 3. Focus and concentration are important skills to hone. Close the door. Turn off the wi-fi. Don’t get distracted by your ph 4. Avoid clichés like the plague. 5. Don’t write stuff that’s a bit vague. 6. The use of unnecessarily long words may result in reader alienation. Curb your sesquipedalianism to obviate any obfuscation. 7. Always proof-read you’re work. Accuracy can be it’s own reward! And remember that the penis mightier than the sword. 8. Check haiku closely for lines which have too few or too many syllables. 9. Never ever follow rules. Brian Bilston
Happy World Poetry Day to all who celebrate. If you’re interested in writing poetry yourself, I hope this poem will be of some use.
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Me: Ok kids it’s just about time for bed
Kid 1: Is mom putting us to sleep tonight?
Me: No…even better. I am!
Kid 1: No…mom is the best
There is nothing more pure than the cruelty of children.
Oh man I bet your butt is gonna smell amazing
28.11.2024 21:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Me: I love you and I treasure every moment we spend together
My 2y/o: I love snacks
