the cunt for red october

i love how my subreddit bookmarks have been the same since 2012, it's nice to have a website i can actively neglect

image of a triangle broken into horizontal chunks which are labled from top to bottom: self-fulfillment needs, psychological needs, and basic needs. the triangle has been scribbled over. text written over it says "an opossum and playing mobile games with a lover who is stoned "

an opossum also playing mobile games with a lover who is stoned

badly edited quote image saying: the wife of my wife is my friend

oh good lord can we go one week without a cockroach coming out from under the stove

"be not afraid, the forest nymphs have taught me how to please a woman"
classic lines

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Saving this for later

meanwhile i just saw a jaw dropping dyke walking down Hollis street with a legendary 2-tone haircut

1 month baby, we out here 🤙

i know it's a bot but there's something funny about an old cis man trying an angle 3 seperate tboys couldn't work on me

MGS Comic

sad and wistful off the joint

hey I don't know if you knew this about me but I love david lynch and mark frost's surrealist mystery-horror television drama 'twin peaks'

my aunties are smoking me out and I'm way too high help 😭

Chuck Jones' ghost posessed me and told me it's okay to draw this

#art #furry #furryart #looneytunes #revolutionarygirlutena

ahhhhh i just noticed my friend's gone dark for the last couple of days 😭 I hope they're ok

sending my friend's cat insta messages as if im actually talking to the cat
like a normal person

hope she's biting your ankles in hell

oh boy it's the 11 year anniversary of my dad setting my cat loose after I ran away

Could be worse. Probably will be.

CALL 👏 HER 👏 MEMAW

outta my way! im making myself more mentally ill on purpose!!!!!!

i hope someone other than my mom remembers me

i hope i leave something good behind

Tiny, colorful baby scallops — a total cuteness overload in one dish!

You might think, “This person posts the same creature every year!” But honestly, seeing the same life return year after year is something truly wonderful𓂃🫧‪

i am looking for a woman to support a luxurious lifestyle filled with travel and treats in exchange for almost nothing

Was gonna make a joke that was like "id like mangoes more if they were called womangoes" but then i remembered that i hate it when women go.

just use mine he’s wanted one, i think, a while still growing his, it takes its time i wonder: why not just use mine? our parts are modular by design they’re aftermarket optimized hot-swappable and still divine then i’m above and he’s below press into him, extend a loan tell him: touch, like it’s your own he strokes it like a precious gift he must be worried, he’ll miss it the gratitude vibrates his wrist he shakes as need remaps the mind and both our systems intertwine we once mistake his flesh for mine i ask him softly if it was good he nods like i rewound the world we had made what no one could

Pagliacci goes to see Pagliacci. He's in the audience, but also on the stage. "Is this, fuck," he thinks. "Am I in a Lynch film right now. Am I in Mullholland Drive." Captured by confusion, horror, and strange, exultant sorrow, the clown must admit he is no longer depressed