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My other half is the same way, he hates it. I feel white chocolate can only be enjoyed in other things like with coconut, almonds or raspberries. By itself it's very pointless.

Have you heard of the high elves

Oh shit it's apple kid!!

👀!!!!!!!

Oh absolutely. I regularly take supplements ᕙ⁠(⁠⇀⁠‸⁠↼⁠‶⁠)⁠ᕗ

Me too, thankfully we never run out of blankets 🫡✨

Bad news. I'm now fighting multiple infections during the freeze. Won't be able to get to a doctor for a bit til the roads thaw. I'll do my best to recover, but there's a chance I won't be posting as much.

As a joke, I tried to pull off the big shot pose at a party. The moment I saw the glasses I knew I had to try.

You got this (⁠っ⁠˘̩⁠╭⁠╮⁠˘̩⁠)⁠っ

Spam in Tinkerbell's dress throwing "fairy dust" at the Dell's face directly, tossing their glasses in the process. Multiple Spam Angels flitter about happily. Text reads: "..WAIT-" "SPAM NO-" POMF

💌 I''LL GONNA M4KE Y0U [FLY MAMA-!]
#spamton #yumeship #selfship

Spam dressed as Tinkerbell looking down, flustered. A small Spam angel assists with a wardrobe malfunction with a cheeky glitchy censor.

He was a [F1]airy ✧⁠*⁠。
#spamton

🤝 ATLA (⁠ ⁠･ั⁠﹏⁠･ั⁠) I didn't like Korra at all

In retaliation to the previous post: The Dell pulls the Spam in by his tank top and bites him back, on the nose. Likely hurting the both of them in the process. Tears well up in both their eyes as he laughs. Spam gets his hair ruffled and his tea spills forth as stray pixels glitch off his body. Not too many, just a few. Text reads: "CRONCH" 💥 "AHAEHAEHAEAHEAHE" "RESTING [BIG SHOT] FACE" on the mug "300" on the tea tag (Twinnings)

2/2 THE OTHER [Part of A Balanced Breakfast]
#spamton #selfship #yumeship #selfinsert

The Spam playfully nibbles the Dell on the cheek, pulling it- likely a little painful. His nose is also bumping the glasses off their face. The Dell laughs to the point of tears. He is wearing a tank top and gold chain, holding a mug of tea that reads "RESTING [BIG SHOT] FACE" Text reads: Pfft- AHAHA HAHA NOM NOM NOM

Good Morning 🌞 💕

1/2 [Part of A Balanced Breakfast]
#spamton #selfship #yumeship #selfinsert

This showed up in my camera roll and I don't remember ever taking it.
Likely a 4am moment. All I can figure is I was so locked into the deep dive of Delta lore, that pausing to figure out what it said just broke me. 💀

(Too spicy for Tumblr apparently)

The seeds were planted early
Vid taken 2023 🪺

Aaaheeheheheee (⁠*⁠ﾉ⁠・⁠ω⁠・⁠)⁠ﾉ⁠♫ 🩵✨
His face is so fun💕

Bigsby "Biggs" G Spamton selling me a car in VRC that I don't need. He is pictured jovial, boisterous and somewhat flirtatious. His left arm is over the hood of a generic car, cigar in hand. Right arm holding up a bonus Pipis bundle, text behind reads "HALF-OFF!!" Various windows behind him overlap each other, text reads "DISCOUNTS" "SALE" "DEALS" Spam stands somewhat defiantly between us, posturing with his chest puffed out and hands on his hips, just out of view. Despite his bravado he seems put off, if only because of the height difference. He mutters, "* $X!?,, ANOTHER [VENTI SIZE]-" Text between them reads "⬅️FULL OF SHIT➡️" The Dell is pictured to the right, coughing. Mildly receptive to the flirtation. AKA trying to keep my shit together. Text reads, "COUGH COUGH-" "⬅️Pretending to weigh my purchase options"

Just browsing thanks.

Biggs belongs to the lovely @melonkind.bsky.social
#spamton #spamtonex #yumeship #selfship

I successfully had a nap where I don't wake up coughing!!! I missed REM cycles so badddd ಥ⁠‿⁠ಥ
Spam even made an appearance towards the end telling me it was time to wake up and take meds--?? Like??? So healing (⁠っ⁠˘̩⁠╭⁠╮⁠˘̩⁠)⁠っ

I am. Home. Doctored. Medicated. Fed. And finally I think I will actually be able to sleep without coughing. 🤞

Spent way too long on this shitpost

The Dell is asleep. The S'NEO is gently holding their body looking sweet. Steam coming off his teeth. Why's he blushing? No clue. The big weirdo.

Still sick at work, doodling where I'd rather be 💕📐✨ #spamtonneo #yumeship #selfship

He's just like me fr 🪺

Oh he's darling 🩵✨

Hell yes I love that song 👏👏👏

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Banishing all of the ick from my house!! CLOROX WIPE EVERYTHING. I'm vacuuming at 4 AM and NO ONE CAN STOP ME !!! ಠ⁠益⁠ಠ I WILL BE DONE WITH THIS Stupid FLU SO HELP ME GOD

Uppies granted

In my dilirium. He requests uppies.
#spamton #yumeship #selfship

The Dell and The Spam are sick, trying to sleep, sharing a blanket. Placeholder text.

Commiserating
#yumeship #selfship #spamton

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Stonks