you: why is your hair wet
me: my baby likes putting my hair in his mouth idk.
21.09.2025 22:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
11.09.2025 02:47 — 👍 2 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0
[now she's making fart noises??????]
21.09.2025 22:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
[idly squeezing her own chest in thought. Good stimming. Yes.]
21.09.2025 22:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
sorry for my big boobs it happened again.
11.09.2025 02:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
me when everyone follows me
11.09.2025 02:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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….?
06.04.2025 02:51 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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Sorry for my big boobs it will happen again…
02.07.2025 00:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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BORED. UGHHHH.
06.04.2025 20:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
….?
06.04.2025 02:51 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
The Elder Brain. They could’ve been a little more creative I think. It’s just a fucking large brain!
03.04.2025 22:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Good afternoon! Apparently when you adventure and you’re a bard, they ask you to perform.
No childcare either! Ugh!
29.03.2025 20:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
[She sets up camp. Her son is dozing in his makeshift cot as she carefully puts her tent together.
Travelling on her own was never a good idea but sometimes it has to be done.]
27.03.2025 21:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
[Sits in a booth by herself at the local tavern. She looks dolled up. Eye shadow with red sparkles adorned her eyes.
And of course no lack of cleavage.]
22.03.2025 23:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I haven’t seen you around here before.
What a damn shame!
You’re nice and warm…
20.03.2025 00:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Well he-llo gorgeous.
[Props herself where she was invited.]
19.03.2025 01:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1
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[gestures to (Reader’s) lap.]
Is this seat taken..?
18.03.2025 22:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1
The deeper the plunge the more … lungs?
01.03.2025 21:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Does this mean food is officially a love language…?
28.02.2025 20:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
“You need to be skinny to be a dancer” i have huge tits. I’m a dancer. Shut up. Anyone of any form can dance. Killing you with my mind.
27.02.2025 21:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
//PLEASE I WANT TO EMBARASS HIM.
27.02.2025 20:58 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
I’m going to make grilled cheese sanwhiches.
You want some, sugar?
27.02.2025 04:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
It is rather beautiful.
As you are!
27.02.2025 04:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Huh…! The world is full of wonders!
27.02.2025 03:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A spirit…?
[Had she met a spirit before…? Wizards. Gods. But a spirit. No. Only a faerie.
Her smile brightens.]
I’m not sure I’ve heard of a Cole. But that’s… amazing!
I suppose you don’t have to choose a mortal name if you don’t want to… but if you ever like the sound of one, go for it!
27.02.2025 03:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
You are…?
[Adeleine isn’t going to pretend she gets it but she smiles.]
Like… an old embodiment…?
27.02.2025 02:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
𝙂𝙤 𝙣𝙤𝙬, 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙖𝙧𝙚 𝙛𝙤𝙧𝙜𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙣.
» Pre-war Ghoul
» Tech savant
» Returning home
Fallout RP | MVRP | written by bardlockcafe
» Story & Banter, Happy to plot.
» Current setting: Near the Glowing Sea
» Mun is 30+
𝘖𝘶𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘮𝘺 𝘸𝘢𝘺! || Monster Rider OC || rp/fake || they/he || mun/muse are 18+ || ✒🐹
ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ʀɪᴏᴛ ʙᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ʀʜʏᴍᴇ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜᴇ ᴜɴʜᴇᴀʀᴅ...
» Tabaxi Way of the Long Death Monk
» He/Him
DnDRP, MVRP| 5e ruleset | written by bardlockcafe
art by deviousshadow
Mun is 30+
𝘾𝙤𝙢𝙥𝙖𝙧𝙚 𝙬𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙖𝙧𝙚 𝙩𝙤 𝙬𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙬𝙖𝙣𝙩 𝙩𝙤 𝙗𝙚 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙮𝙤𝙪'𝙡𝙡 𝙜𝙚𝙩 𝙣𝙤𝙬𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚
» Half-drow Divination Wizard 2/Artificer 11 (5e)
#DNDRP #BSKYRP | Written by bardlockcafe
art by maetheellen and van gogh
"I survived the Eclipse. I survived the homeworld of the serpents. I will survive anything life throws my way." || #FantasyRP || SUNDER
Turns out, I am worthy of your worship. || #DAVRP #DARP || ̶S̶p̶i̶r̶i̶t̶ ̶ 𝙂𝙊𝘿 of Mischief || She/They || rp/fake|| mun/muse are both 21+ ||✒🐹
Fantasy Author | Storyteller | Adventurer
Welcome to the World of Rishalda. Stay a while.
He/him/his
I AM THE ASHES THAT WILL BATHE THE WORLD IN REBIRTH.
In the dark woods we navigate the path
not by sight, yet by faith and memory.
》Nevarran Adventurer far from his era
》Level 14 Warrior | Ranger, Champion
DARP | Fantasy RP | D&DRP | MVRP
penned by bardlockcafe | art by Michelle Tolo
No lewd, 18+
At last, a break. || #DAVRP #DARP || Retired Veil Jumper & Master Sorcerer || he/him || rp/fake|| mun/muse are both 21+ ||✒🐹
“I have no idea what I'm doing in this time. I am, however, full of rizz, and certainly not lost."
#MVRP | Art by Aggonar
“A greathammer is what they would call an ‘inelegant weapon.’ Is there such a thing as an elegant weapon?!”
Black Dragonborn fighter. Scalefriend or scalefoe?
(Penned by DigitalInkblot.bsky.social.
#FantasyRP #BG3RP #DNDRP
𝘐'𝘷𝘦 𝘴𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘴𝘶𝘯𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘧𝘳𝘦𝘦𝘻𝘪𝘯𝘨
𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘭𝘪𝘷𝘦𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩
» Aasimar Cleric-Bard of a dead god (3.5e)
Fantasy RP | written by bardlockcafe
» Story & banter
art by sirmiffed
A ball of bright blue light floats over and perches just above your shoulder. It buzzes softly in a way that seems to say "Hello! Who are you?"
//OOC))
Please forgive slow replies, it's hard work travelling all the way from the Fade...
need a job.
| roleplay | sci-fi | 18+
penned by miles.
#falloutrp #mvrp
http://vegasrot.carrd.co/
Oh. People. Hello!
#DARP #MVRP RP account
she/her
Main TL: Post-VG | SkyholdAU| ModernAU
Married to Cole - @itsmecole.bsky.social
/💜Lara's text (subcharacter)/
// for ooc or #ooc
Discord: imnotrealbellara
TW: blood, violence, dark themes, etc.
#OCRP #MVRP #BG3RP #DARP RP account
A bard and a murder
𝓙𝓾𝓼𝓽 𝓯𝓸𝓵𝓵𝓸𝔀 𝔂𝓸𝓾𝓻 𝓭𝓪𝓻𝓴 𝓾𝓻𝓰𝓮
she/𝓽𝓱𝓮𝔂
/dark urge's text/
// for ooc