Diogenes, Jr. ☭✭

every trans suicide is a murder

I think M*A*S*H fans should be dragged out into the street and shot.

Once you’ve seen Kazakhstan for yourself, you’ll never stop wanting to beat Sacha Baron Cohen to death with your bare hands.

Republicans will never do anything to help “low income families” or give our country free universal healthcare because they would be nothing without low income people to morally grandstand about the ‘best interests’ of in shallow clapbacks against progressives and leftists.

That’s fair. I sometimes encounter the occasional Zionist in the Naruto fandom and it always feels like such a “fork found in kitchen” moment due to the amount of military bootlicking and implications of its ethno-culturally homogenous worldbuilding.

Is it the fascism? The online normalization and global spread of fascism?

WTF is with all these whites obsessed with Attack on Titan all of a sudden?

HR departments only exist to discipline people like they’re children and make workers feel infantilized

mommy wants an avocado

definitely a normal workplace environment

You don't understand. I require meth to do chores.

the sweet release of meth

Don't let me post anything without asking for proof that I've done my chores. I'm being serious right now. Don't even let me jerk off tonight until I've done the dishes.

stupid fucking Nazi car

is this the closest anyone of any significance has gotten to calling them what they are?

Stop lying. Your state cops attacked protesters alongside ICE yesterday. I was there. I and others were violently attacked by ICE agents. Your state cops acted in concert with them during the attack.

if a village of <500 people in rural Switzerland is your 'evidence' that anarchy 'works' then you are fucking kidding yourself

USAmerican white anarchists seriously think community gardens will keep a city of 100,000+ people adequately fed and nourished… this is utterly embarrassing shit to admit that you believe

I hope the USA keeps mistreating its veterans until it’s no longer tenable for even the most bloodthirsty of its citizens to enlist.

regardless of whether a fat person is healthy or unhealthy, that reaction implies “unhealthy people are not deserving of dignity or respect”

you can say something as basic as “fat people deserve dignity and respect” and you’ll get a reaction from someone who will say “are you trying to say that being fat is healthy?”

You can get banned from this app for the most center-left bullshit imaginable. I’m so fucking glad that I never deleted my Twitter.

carbohydrate deficiency got me acting unwise

I don't have to align myself politically with whomever Charlie Kirk's assassin turns out to be, nor do I necessarily condone extrajudicial murder or vigilantism.

I can still easily recognize that the world is now a better place without Charlie Kirk in it.

For example: I refuse to condemn revolutionary and liberatory violence because political violence stops for nothing less.

You do, in fact, condone political violence on a regular basis; you condone political violence when it happens to domestic minorities, immigrants, unhoused people, and people in the Global South.

Saying you are "against political violence" when nearly all forms of violence are inherently political, especially while living in the United States of America, and never saying anything about the political violence the USAmerican empire exports to the rest of the world is idiotic.

Prediction: Rob Sand wins the 2026 race for governor, signs the worst bill we have ever seen into law sometime during his single term, is defeated by Corn Hitler in 2030

the #1 cause of nightmares is wearing socks to bed

you could not even pay me to give a singular shit about Formula 1 racing