lavr

this is now a stan account for the lady sitting in front of me double fisting woodstock and cokes on the bus at 1:30 in the afternoon

the fact that the humidity hasnt dropped below like 75% since i started T... gonna transition into a fucken pillar of salt

does this mean you havent seen strictly ballroom cause i feel like its so up your alley

we can always count on jossie to have a normal one

a lot of people not being normal today. disappointing.

anyway if you dont be normal tomorrow you will get haunted by like, a bowl of porridge on your passenger seat or the same pair of pants every day until the crotch wears out or a harm reduction focussed healthy harold replacement called cautious carrot who tells kids "never do too much cocaine"

ben put this event in our shared gcal before they died. it is a very strange feeling to be told, from beyond the grave, to "have a normal one" by someone who even before they went manic was the strangest person i had ever met

cool thing about rabbits is every 3 months or so they start to look like they have mange

i am down so unbelievably bad for the channel 9 finance guy that makes tiktoks

i know I'm hot cause i look like this in bus lighting

sick of going to parties full of bitches on uppers they start kicking off at my bedtime

one day I'll go to an event where the person i want to fuck the most isnt one of the bartenders

for mardi gras i have become a human disco ball

yaasss qween! serving us CUNT. sluggo slays the dolls boots the house down

nvm they are homophobic their body glitters are no longer biodegradable

sportsgirl is so weird cause it sells clothing for homophobic women and also rainbow body glitter

hate it here wish i was at the deer rave

was a little worried telling my antivax brother that I started T but i forgot he's a gymbro too so he was just like "oh yeah i was taking it when i was power lifting"

i should be allowed to have it every 30 days though. i bet i could handle it

oh thats just how scripts are written here it means i cant refill it again in less than 30 days, I'm on a 12 week schedule

my parents have finally found a lovely local boy who just gets the pigs and the deer and doesn't use dogs. staffies are angels its heartbreaking seeing them in cages in the back of utes with wounds and scars

that is what most of their poor dogs end up looking like after they let them try and fight a wild boar

cha boi boutta become cha man

they weren't my size :(

undies on the train

have decided to blame it on the death of the app store

I'm hoping this is just a one off because I've been sick and sleeping a heap and having some temp regulation issues. I'm not supposed to exist at this hour. the version of me that is up at 2am is a deeply troubled soul and i dont wish to contact him

why is my insomnia back im going to lose my mind

dream blunt rotation monk house and poirot