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@marthaspride.bsky.social

Lefty queer. Cook, homebody, and wannabe good lifer. Spreadsheet witch. Purveyor of punes.

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every “ancient tradition” was invented between 1848-1870 and every “modern perversion” is so ancient as to predate writing

15.08.2025 17:34 — 👍 11322    🔁 4335    💬 71    📌 102

I use a Spotify playlist called something like French Beach Club for exactly this purpose.

15.08.2025 14:05 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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The witch trials of 1612 still cast a long shadow.

15.08.2025 07:27 — 👍 2269    🔁 489    💬 51    📌 42
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Trans Advocates Win Landmark UK Tribunal Case. Eva Echo and Saba Ali share the story behind their tribunal win.

Reminder that the power of the terfs is limited, but also of the huge emotional cost of their harassment. www.wecreatespace.co/post/trans-a...

14.08.2025 08:17 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Several archaeologists wearing high-vis vests excavating graves. In the background an excavator stands amongst piles of earth. Excavation at the post-Roman cemetery at Worth Matravers cemetery (credit: Lilian Ladle).

Several archaeologists wearing high-vis vests excavating graves. In the background an excavator stands amongst piles of earth. Excavation at the post-Roman cemetery at Worth Matravers cemetery (credit: Lilian Ladle).

NEW West African ancestry in #medieval England? 🏺 #Archaeology
DNA analysis of two unrelated individuals from two seventh-century-AD cemeteries uncovers the first evidence for genetic connections between Britain and Africa during the Early Middle Ages.

#AntiquityThread 1/10 🧵

📷 Lilian Ladle

13.08.2025 09:35 — 👍 180    🔁 77    💬 6    📌 17

Tom Cruise also wanted to be a German Baroque composer but Jack Nicholson didn't think he was up to it.

21.03.2024 16:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

They played a remix of Renegade Master on radio 2 the other day and I suddenly felt really very old.

07.03.2024 09:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
A dark-skinned man with white hair and beard plants a black, red, and gold flag on the beach below the white cliffs.

A dark-skinned man with white hair and beard plants a black, red, and gold flag on the beach below the white cliffs.

Burnum Burnum planting the Aboriginal flag on the cliffs of Dover and claiming Britain for the Indigenous people of Australia

27.01.2024 21:14 — 👍 316    🔁 72    💬 3    📌 4

But now do you have to wear the bottoms of those trousers rolled?

26.01.2024 19:04 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I blame that Ken Hom, coming over here with his beansprouts! Get him on the plane to Rwanda now.

17.01.2024 22:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Mostly lurking ominously in a corner watching the cool kids who do their ominous lurking in plain sight. But here!

15.01.2024 11:18 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I don't know, I think certain parts of the Church have quite a few gay men of the 'girls have cooties' school, although whether they are sufficiently non-self-flagellant to want gay marriage I'm not sure.

17.11.2023 12:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

My first estrogen prescription arrived on Christmas Eve, so I waited to start it until Christmas morning. I totally got a new gender for Christmas!

10.10.2023 21:35 — 👍 21    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

I do remember you but it was two names and a gender ago so it's not surprising if you don't make the connection back!

06.10.2023 08:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

it’s 1910 england. you’re exhausted and you’ve just laid down for bed, but the sound of melodic banging on the roof keeps you awake. the chimney sweeps are singing and dancing for that fucking nanny again. you want to die.

04.08.2023 04:35 — 👍 326    🔁 89    💬 6    📌 3

Not sure my new colleagues entirely know what to make of me. The phrase 'Sorry about dropping a £5.8m cowpat on your head' probably isn't helping.

27.09.2023 17:15 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Hello Bluesky! One more rainbow come to join the e-firmament. It seems quite bright here so far.

24.09.2023 21:07 — 👍 8    🔁 1    💬 3    📌 0

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