Simon M.

God I love this giant crocodile

YouTube video by pipo Bush Step! (JibJab)

Now convinced that the return of Jibjab could heal this country

I can’t believe the Yankees invented an entirely new kind of baseball bat and still couldn’t win the playoffs

Please wish me luck as I ask this poke place to put an illegal amount of wasabi on my bowl in an effort to clear my sinuses

If nuclear armageddon happens while I have a temporary crown I’m gonna lose my shit

Bag secured

Mr. Worldwide would never endanger the sanctity of the honmoon, and I'm a bit offended that you would try to imply otherwise.

Did anybody have partial nationalization of Intel on their 2025 bingo cards?

A stock photo of a man holding a phone wearing a shirt that says “I PERSONALLY ENDORSE EVERY BAD THING IN THE MEDIA I WATCH. MAY THEIR CRIMES ONE DAY BE MY OWN”

Working on a t-shirt to sell to the weird people that show up in your mentions every time you talk about enjoying something that has crime or impure thought in it.

Social media has taught me so much about Japanese horse racing this weekend.

Three pizza boxes, each opened to reveal a large pancake inside. On the left, the pancake is covered in white frosting and rainbow sprinkles. The middle pancake has a large scoop of butted on it, and the right pancake is covered in a yellow cheese sauce and pieces of bacon. The caption reads "It's Pancizza!"

IHoP Pancizza (2019-2019): Pronounced "pan-keet-za". Consisted of 7" pancakes cut into triangular slices and sold in pizza boxes to celebrate National Pizza Day. They came with 4 syrups (Old-Fashioned, Butter Pecan, Strawberry and Blueberry). Available in "Original", "Cupcake" or "Bacon & Cheddar"

This was just for saying I did 18 crunches rather than 6 btw

I think I broke my workout app

LA doesn’t have hurricanes, tornados or blizzards, but we do have the ever present danger of being caught in a Nathan Fielder bit

a man is making a funny face and saying `` oh my god '' in front of a crowd . ALT: a man is making a funny face and saying `` oh my god '' in front of a crowd .

Just redid my record player setup after 3 years of listening on a $60 player I got on amazon

Does anybody have a favorite piece of Uber driver street wisdom they’ve heard over the years? I’ve never forgotten the guy who gave me the advice to brew my coffee with a cinnamon stick thrown into the grounds.

How’s your day going? I got into a fight with some Tiger Balm and the Tiger Balm won

Can of fish made by a vest company

Individually wrapped sour patch kids

US Army Rose Parade float

Lines I would add to Bo Burnham’s ‘That Funny Feeling’ if I were writing it today: a thread

This might be the least appetizing looking snack Trader Joe’s has ever made

Oh no...

Re-watching old JibJab year in reviews to remind myself of simpler times while everything is on fire around me

Once again its that magical time of year where I rank every movie I saw in theaters the year before, and somebody gets mad at me for my weird tastes. Smaller list this year because I canceled my A-List sub. 🎥

This rewatch confirmed that my love of The Holdovers wasn’t just recency bias from seeing it in theaters last year.

If there’s anybody who knows how to do weird comic stuff right it’s Gunn. Can’t believe I’m getting excited for a Superman movie…

Guy Gardner!?

Bocchi the Rock gave me such a great workout album that I ain’t even made to have anime in the top spot because of it.