Can't fuckin' believe I'm doing this but here goes: Twitter is a mind prison, a true jail of career advancement. I stopped posting on there and within months I became the CEO of The Onion and I'm not kidding. Went back on last year, felt worse, then left again.

Two CBP Agents Identified in Alex Pretti Shooting The two federal immigration agents who fired on Minneapolis protester Alex Pretti are identified in government records as Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raym...

BREAKING: The two federal immigration agents who fired on Minneapolis protester Alex Pretti are identified in government records as Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raymundo Gutierrez.

NYT push alert: "A person was shot dead today during a struggle with federal agents in Minneapolis, according to officials."

By who? Who shot the person dead? You saw the video. We all know a federal agent shot a man dead who was prone on the ground. Also, it's not "according to officials." It's according to verified video seen with your eyes. Not saying what anyone can obviously see with their eyes is a form of lying.

NEW VIDEO: this appears to be the footage from the woman in the pink coat.

JD Vance is about to get on camera and worship Satan with an offering of lies.

There is video circulating on social media of a group of ICE agents beating a man near 26th and Nicollet in south Minneapolis, then one of the ICE agents shoots the man while he's on the ground numerous times. A witness can be heard yelling that the victim is dead.

The woman killed by ICE today was a poet. She won the 2020 Academy of American Poets, University & College Poetry Prize at Old Dominion University.

(And this is Renee from confirmed socials- a photo of a different woman with red lipstick is going around, but that was a classmate.)
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I guess it wasn't enough to abduct Americans, now he's abducting leaders of other countries

Statement from Jen Miller, @lwvohio.bsky.social regarding Ohio Redistricting Commission:

Up to 702 followers. And one of those 702 people are going to win a lightsaber tomorrow at 9 EST. Drawing on my Discord!

Now I'm the spy

If the only thing you care about is browsing videos, the website is still working

Sad day

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Shout out to this random trooper who almost single handedly ended Palpatine's entire plan

Anyone know what these cute little droids are?