Fat Dixx

It's an artistic representation of a circulatory system walking through a kitchen, as drawn by Dave Gibbons and written about by Alan Moore. It happens a lot 'round here.

Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.

Just shot some kinda small werewolf looking thing on my porch. Heads up some weirdos out tonight

Scientists announce discovery of a dead body: "Somebody call 911”

[playing Silent Hill] why doesn't he just get over it?

an image of north american vulture carrying the heads of columbus and cartier. the text reads "initsisa" ; kill him.

indigenous peoples day.

I need to stay up all night. there’s just one problem: my stomach will get sick if i eat a crack rock

shin godzilla, what’s next king kneedorah? hey i’m kidding. don’t get worked up over nothing

yeah we all died and are in limbo, buddy, catch up. why do you think we been playing so much half-life on PS2. turns out limbo only has so many games and is probably not gonna get more anytime soon.

I'm totally addicted to true crime. i can't stop doing it..

at this point I'm not pooped I'm shidded

why does everyone in the suburbs drive like they are deaf and blind and want to boil in hell for eternity

talking to beautiful women on my computer and beautiful men on my phone #greedy #bisexual

Switching it up and starting to call my buddies by their last names 20 years into our friendship

(final thought as i'm swiftly slain by a band of ninja assassins) kind of a crazy amount of ninjas to hire for this

there must have been some kind of mistake. all my clothes got raptured up to heaven but left me behind. flapped my dingle to a city bus

tiktok text to speech voice: i’m getting hit with hammers

gay hank hill: yep
gay dale: yep
gay bill: yep
gay boomhauer: dang ol penis, man

(logging on) this sucks

first the good news. your parents left you everything, the entire fortune and estate. pretty big hint for what the bad news is

🎯

Little boy wearing a shiesty at the park. Why

I have no idea how other people view me and at this point I'm too scared to ask

biting the hand that feeds and dryhumping the leg that kicks

Hegemony is such a beautiful name for a girl ❤️

I hate my body so much it's unreal

calling in chopped to work

I am approachable. You can approach me, i am definitely not inputting the motion for a command grab *jumps a little* ignore that

death is such a sore loser. i did not cheat dude, you fucked it up! and what you're obsessed with me forever now? every day another clockwork goof em up with a hundred moving parts that ultimately just drops a steel girder that misses me by two feet. man, i gotta ask.. are you not needed elsewhere

Snakes are clever to unhinge their jaws. I never thought of that