Sali; Nottingham MakeUp Artist

I’m not down with Paul Hollywood trying to be a funny cunt on Bake Off. We’ve got professional funny cunts, he’s just bring cruel and then laughing. Knock it off.

Good luck poppet! X

Make Up Masterclass with Ms Moo Make Up at Handmade Nottingham The first was a great success so here's a 2nd date for fun and informative Make Up Masterclass with Ms Moo Make Up at Handmade Nottingham!

I'd love to see you at my masterclass on 30 November with me teaching you to absolutely NAIL a smoky eye, every time!
No more will you try to do a smoky eye and end up looking like you've been punch in the face, because let's admit it, we've all been there! 😂
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Oh that’s fair, he’s the worst bit about it for sure

See, I don’t like Strictly but love The Wheel 😂

I’m glad someone found this funny, I giggled at myself 😂

Standing on the roof tops,
Everyone laugh your head off.

Make Up Masterclass with Ms Moo Make Up at Handmade Nottingham The first was a great success so here's a 2nd date for fun and informative Make Up Masterclass with Ms Moo Make Up at Handmade Nottingham!

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Announced my second makeup masterclass last week, and I'd LOVE for you to join me! It's limited to just 8 spaces so you all learn in a fun but intimate environment, and all get some 1-2-1 time with me as you recreate your smoky eye after my tuition.

It's on Sun 30 Nov 12pm-2pm, and tickets are £35

I miss Twitter too, but I can’t bring myself to use it. Just deleted the whole thing.

Also, pink haired splodge under the play button is me!

Spotted you leaving, smiling ear to ear :)

Donate to Giving little Squiggle the very best chance, organized by Holly Brockwell In August, a tiny, fluffy powerhouse arrived at our rescue. Found in a fie… Holly Brockwell needs your support for Giving little Squiggle the very best chance

We've had an incredibly anxious night with wobbly baby Squiggle, but she's still with us & tentatively a bit better -- vet described her as "one hell of a fighter."

Please help us keep her fighting ❤️

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Wrexham v Cardiff is going to be tasty AF.

Fair point, well made.

This little sweetie arrived Thursday 🫶

We’re fostering Mr Worldwide from @hollyqueenofspayeds.com, as this little bean prefers to be an only cat. He doesn’t have any external ears as he previously had skin cancer but he’s a very sweet little thing, and has been exploring and relaxing more and more.

I want to explain a few things and then it might be clearer why UK trans people are upset.
In 2001 I married my wife, Sylvia.
In 2005 I started medical transition. (1/13)

All ok here thanks lovely. Missing furry house companions but hopefully shouldn’t be too much longer 🐾

Jess Carter: Man held over racist abuse sent to England footballer A 59-year-old is arrested in Lancashire after the messages were sent during Euro 2025, police say.

Good! www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

I always have some sort of treat after invasive hospital/doctors stuff. Gives you a reward for looking after yourself!

Get cake to celebrate yourself!

Nothing romantic or inappropriate, my ass.

Eoghan O’Connell has done his job for us; it’s time to go @wrexhamafc.co.uk

Perfection 🥰

You melt.

Less than 230,000 people signed up to Farage’s party Reform UK - media won’t shut the fuck up about it.

Over 600,000 people signed up to Jeremy Corbyn and Zarah Sultana’s new party - absolute crickets from the media.

You will never convince me the media isn’t complicit in the rise of the far right

Oh Mango, you little snot bag.

He’s the one in a steady decline, what a melt.

Aww happy birthday to Honeybun!

What a cosy baby!