Xam Hotworthingtonre

Chat GPT: I can literally extensively research any topic for you or teach you to do almost anything you can imagine. My primary limitation is I have no organic physical form.

Human: please make me into an action figure with cute accessories. Please don't take over my planet tho.

I've had a food processor for over a year and only used it a few times.
Then I discovered how incredible and versatile homemade pesto is, and I've been making bidaily.
If anyone wants to give me 50% of their fresh Parmesan, Basil, Arugula, and olive oil you can tell that bully i got your back.

I walk dangerous road to supermarket. I spend hard earned money. I walk dangerous road again now loaded down with grocery. I return home. I offer woman PB&J. She says "NO."

I AM IN DISBELIEF

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Day 5 of nicotine withdrawal and everything is like nails on a chalk board sensory overload. Then, some asshole has the audacity to eat a bologna sandwich in noseshot of me...

😂😂😂

Roughly 15000 generations of our ancestors had to survive and breed plus a trillion trillion other variables needed to fall exactly into place so I could be in this moment right now, having a tummy ache but being brave about it.