Roosevelt? He ain't even Buchanan!

But if this is a pretext to bomb a country, Russia has been an 'imminent threat' for 80 years. and they DO have nuclear capabilities.

I was of the opinion that when you are underwater, you drown.

He did a better Edward G Robinson

The institutions are not weak; the sycophantic cocksuckers who run them ARE weak. They proffer their ass to the Alpha male baboon, who then shows his dominance over them.

"'Scuse me, while I kiss this guy...."

The Undead have no need of sleep.

This came at a time when Sting was making films, but they were 'meh'. Also in this grouping are "Brimstone and Treacle" (1982), "Dune" (1984), "Plenty" (1985) and "Julia and Julia" (1987).

To be honest, it was 'character assassination', but when they got their the 'victim' was already dead.

You can't kill that which is not alive.

Of course, all that heroin and cocaine he took has NOTHING to do with it, right?

He could, but they would be 'two weeks' apart.

Can I also assume that, aside from the portrait looking uglier every day (is THAT even possible?), the paint starts to crack and hole appear in the canvas, so the whole thing turns to fucking shit, to the point it gets the 'Rosebud Solution'.

But the reason he never shows up is because no one can say his name three times without breaking into peals of laughter. You HAVE to start over, right?

With that caliber of thinking, Russia has been an
'imminent threat' for 80 years!

He's rich; he gets the lobsters!

As Barbie once said, "Math is too hard."

No, that look is more along the lines of "The Straits of Hor...Hor...Hormel! When the world's supply of chile comes from. Chile. I am a bit cold. Perhaps I should zip up my pants. Am I wearing pants?"

Wait, this is NOT an 'Onion' headline?

Again, the Orange Shitweasel would have to prove that his 'good name' was damaged. I've seen blown-up buildings in better shape than Twumpy's name.

When did any MAGA engage in a 'civil debate'?

I'll wait for the taped evidence.

Certainly one of the best docs out there.

The Orange Shitweasel is ALWAYS lying.

Nor am I. I feel it is one of two things:

1) A rash symptom of tertiary stage syphilis.
2) The harness for his gag ball is a bit too tight.

$224 Billion? Why, he's practically in the poor house!

The problem with Jimmy is consistency.

When he is healthy, he is a very fine quarterback. With SF ,he was 38-17 in the 57 games he started, but he still missed another 23 to injury. You can't have your QB miss 25% of all games.

He has always been in way over his head, but there was always someone to pull him from the shit pit.

Potentially, not this time.

Because the motherfucker dug it up!

You ARE aware who those two maniacs are, right?

But it's more like the fight between Colin Firth and Hugh Grant in 'Bridget Jones's Diary'.

Wow, that is a colossal 'fuck you'.