I'm sorry to remind everyone of the existence of hte worst magazine in America, but Kansas is literally taking away trans' people's driver's licenses, and the Atlantic has decided to publish a thumbsucker about whether effeminate boys are feeling pressured to transition

* hugs back and passes the marshmallows*

Is there space for a small one? *brings hot chocolate with optional marshmallows*

You could invade anyone with that logic. Oh wait….

Dear American Press.

Underage girls are children.
Minors are children.

Sex with children is:

Rape
Sex Assault
Pedophilia.

Hope these new words are helpful in your next non-article about the Epstein Files.

So I managed to stab myself in the bad hand and if it hadn’t bled I wouldn’t have noticed. I’m so tired of pain.

Yeah me too. And it’ll do nothing. Even trump said that. So to change the conversation from Epstein he’s straight up murdering people.

I saw a documentary about how much money the religious right funnel to Israel because they think it’s where the rapture will begin.

In a recent interview, Cillian Murphy officially spoke out about the reports that he has been cast as Voldemort in HBO's #HarryPotter TV series:

“I’m categorically not. Can you make that the headline?”

Source: The Times | Learn More: bit.ly/4sjY99S

*throws up in my mouth at the thought of a naked trump*

Well that’s a visual I won’t be forgetting for a while.

Auto-captions isn’t wrong.

I’d really appreciate putting a silly red hat on Noem, giving her a fishing rod and planting her in some dark corner of the white house gardens.

An illustration titled "BRAIN FOG feels like" featuring a person with purple hair and a large grey cloud covering the top of their head. The person has a confused facial expression, and two large red question marks float above the title. Surrounding the central figure are various handwritten phrases describing cognitive difficulties, including: "I think I lost some IQ points" "I can't decide" "one instruction at a time please!" "my brain's out of order" "forgotten how to spell" "speaks gibberish flawlessly" "wait which way is left?!" "I can't think when you're breathing that loud!" "what's the word for that thing?" "what was I saying?" "Honey you left the remote in the freezer again!" "I set a reminder and forget when I turn it off" "could you please say that again? sorry, again?" "I feel stuck and suffocated" Chonically Meh

Artist: @chronicallymeh on Insta

Nothing like telling the relatives of the dead it was for nothing before they’re even buried.

Reminder to check the veracity of any images or video of supposed bomb damage you come across in the doomscroll, gang. The fakes are everywhere.

Military Commander Tells Troops Bombing Iran Is ‘Part Of God’s Divine Plan’ One commander had a “big grin” on his face while saying Donald Trump “has been anointed by Jesus to light the signal fire in Iran," a service member said.

As a reminder ... rapture Annihilationism theology is incompatible with the Gospel of Jesus Christ. It is not careful, caring, or considerate of creation.

www.huffpost.com/entry/troops...

from @/dennycarter.bsky.social: Please no one get mad at me: Life has been too easy for too long. People get bored in that environment. A lot of stupid shit today can be explained by humans wanting to feel alive, including, I guess, electing a tyrant.

the "white people" is silent, bc as a Black person in this country, life is anything but easy.

i repeatedly say life isn't dangerous enough for white people so they make up shit to feel something & the rest of us suffer for it.

and here it is straight from the horse's fingers...

I fucking hate hearing from comfortable about their perfect reality sometimes. Get a clue about what it’s like to be oppressed. Every minute walking around as Black person I’m slammed with hate & hardship, & as a mad person.

One day someone in the palace is going to realise that continued encouragement of Meghan bashing stories is a really really bad look while Andrew is breathing and they’ll stop. Today is not that day.

I said from the beginning that if I run into someone in my chair I apologise. My intent wasn’t to cause harm but that doesn’t stop any of us from accidentally doing it. So we say we’re sorry. It’s that simple. Or at least it should be. That it came so late in the day says a lot about the racism here

imagine being a family member seeing your mother or father with an AI hand up their corpse making their mouth flap for a subscription fee and you didn't give a single shred of consent

Trump declared war without supporting the evacuation of vulnerable American populations abroad AND without hardening diplomatic or military targets in the region.

An incredible act of incompetence and hubris that will cost billions in reconstruction and will almost certainly cost lives.

The one of the many things wrong with this tearful performance, is that if she were really, as she claims, doing “the work” then she’d understand why folks aren’t jumping to forgive her. The ‘oh poor me’ narrative reveals how little she’s actually done to understand the consequences of her actions.

If it took personal suffering to understand the guy bragging about hurting people is hurting people then you're either incredibly stupid, or you were happy to watch the suffering as long as you were safe. You can't be trusted either way. You chose it 3 times. You're going to choose it again.

When trump was putting together his cabinet, the top ‘necessary attributes’ were clearly “lying” and “hypocrisy”.

And the thought of going gives you a warm feeling until you get there so it’s a win win. You deserve all of that and more.

I know that I sound like a broken record but I think once this society was ok with accepting mass covid deaths just to be able to eat at Applebees then all bets were off.

As someone living with CRPS which is basically a disease of pain, I endorse this post. Seriously though there’s very few people I’d wish this disease on but he’s absolutely one of them.

I’m hoping it’s a symptom of something grim and painful. Cheered myself right up.

That's from Satan putting his hand on his shoulder.

From your post to any available deities ears.