21-year-old activist injured by ICE:
I will be blind for life. I have fractures in my skull that they can't fix. They pulled a piece of plastic the size of a nickel out of my eye. I had shards of metal, glass, and plastic behind my eye and in my skull. They said it was a miracle I survived.
15.01.2026 19:24 β
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Members of Congress: stop posting online and APPEAR, PHYSICALLY on the steps of the Capitol to decry this unconstitutional violation of domestic & international law. SHOW THE PEOPLE the level of danger we are facing as a country.
@housedemocrats.bsky.social
@senatedemocrats.bsky.social
03.01.2026 17:17 β
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I have my first on-camera gig tomorrow through my agency. Wish me luck!
(Help I'm tired but so anxious I can't sleep)
23.04.2025 04:49 β
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You can totally see how this mf bankrupted a casino.
03.04.2025 01:45 β
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Cory Booker can hold pee for over 25 hours, and I can't wait 25 minutes into a movie.
02.04.2025 20:24 β
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First email from @corybooker.com after ending his speech.
02.04.2025 00:44 β
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Apologies to Harold Hill.
02.04.2025 01:02 β
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It's clear that Gen Z never did The Music Man in high school because a lot of them voted for Harold Hill.
02.04.2025 01:02 β
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Nothing like subbing a US History class, and they are reading about the Voting Rights Act of 1965...
And then loudly sighing.
Pay attention, kids, please.
28.03.2025 04:34 β
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25.03.2025 23:28 β
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So, who has read the new Hunger Games book yet? (It's real...ly good.)
25.03.2025 22:42 β
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Breaking News: Elon Musk went to the Pentagon today to confirm the existence of a McDonald's there.
21.03.2025 21:32 β
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If the A*Teens are not new Lilo and Stitch soundtrack...π‘
13.03.2025 22:41 β
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And the subplots are genius.
12.03.2025 00:48 β
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The whole episode of Malcolm about being a boyfriend for the first time is probably the most authentic piece of television that I have ever seen.
Because it's not about the girl, but how it affects the whole family. Brilliant.
12.03.2025 00:45 β
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I have been fighting the urge to sign my emails to the COBRA people with:
Free Luigi,
Katie
11.03.2025 20:43 β
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Itβs pretty interesting that both Tim Walz and Gavin Newsom are clearly positioning themselves to run for President and one thought he should publicize that heβs having diplomatic conversations with Canadian provinces close to Minnesota and the other thought he should publicize that he sucks
06.03.2025 20:26 β
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Young Jabba, Disney+: The newest Star Wars series will follow a teenage Jabba the Hutt as he navigates high school, friendships, and his changing mucus discharge.
The Onion 'Streaming Guide'
theonion.com/streami...
07.03.2025 21:00 β
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CEO Worked Way Up From Son Of CEO
CEO Worked Way Up From Son Of CEO
theonion.com/ceo-wor...
07.03.2025 22:00 β
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To the couple at tonightβs University of Indiana screening of TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE who were both seeing it for the first time and who were on a date β I love both of you and hope you go the distance.
07.03.2025 04:30 β
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The dems who censored Al Green will be remembered in history exactly the way they should. Complicity is clear.
06.03.2025 23:55 β
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Why did you vote to censor your fellow Democrat Al Green? I donβt agree with this action!! Mr. Green actually stood up and faced that monster, ie.Trump. If more Democrats had the courage he has
more progress could be made against Fascist/MAGA thatβs destroying our Democracy & Country!!
06.03.2025 23:53 β
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Lifting weights, so I'm in shape to punch nazis.πͺ
06.03.2025 23:42 β
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Nothing like shoveling snow and hearing the tornado sirens being tested at 1pm on the first Monday of the month!
Welcome to Minnesota.
05.03.2025 19:04 β
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Democrats Are Acting Too Normal
In her response to Trumpβs address, Democratic Senator Elissa Slotkin failed to capture the hallucinatory nature of our national politics.
"America does not need a 'resistance,' or stale slogans, or people putting those slogans on little paddles. It needs an opposition party that boldly defends the nationβs virtues, the rule of law, and the rights of its people," writes @radiofreetom.bsky.social:
05.03.2025 06:07 β
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Al Green is the best of us.
05.03.2025 04:01 β
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Good for Al Greenβfuck these liars.
05.03.2025 02:27 β
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Didnβt get arrested this time!
05.03.2025 03:03 β
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βIt wonβt affect me, because my wife does all our grocery shopping.β
Dustin Schroat, Pronoun Expert
Trumpβs 25% Tariffs On Canada, Mexico Take Effect
theonion.com/trumps-...
04.03.2025 22:30 β
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Is this what they meant by a Red Wave?
04.03.2025 21:31 β
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