Sir Jaximus

Louie, I tell you this as a friend, and with the highest amount of respect I can muster:

Fuck outta here with that doomer shit. Do you really think this will help anything?

These things take months. Years. This still has to make it through the courts. Remember how long it took Disney to get Fox?

If you focus only on the worst of humanity, that's all you're ever going to see.

How about instead of getting mad at the everyday civilians shopping at these stores, you get mad at the CEOs with those awful mindsets and practices that put you off shopping there?

I don't know if this is going to be a hot take or not, but where I choose to spend my money is not a political statement. I may simply shop there because they're close by and they have stuff I like for cheap.

Those few days of warm weather were nice while it lasted. Now it’s back into the polar vortex. Thanks a lot, Punxsutawney Phil. Very cool. Quite literally.

What do you imagine the scene is like in schools when they're teaching kids that watch those brainrot videos?

"Okay kids, let's count to 8. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven--"

All of the kids erupt at once: "SIX SEVEN! SIX SEVEN! SIX SEVEN!"

And the teacher regrets their job choices.

You need to be really careful counting to 7 or higher nowadays. You never know who could be around and be tempted to make a stupid joke that wasn't even funny in the first place.

@darby3.chickenwing-gingerbreadman.xyz Here's another one for your "AI Sucks, Actually" page...

Screw Valentine’s Day. The real holiday is tomorrow. All the candy is half off!

The temperature is rising. The snow is melting. The trees are starting to come into bloom. Life is starting to feel like life again.

So why do some places in my neighborhood still have their Christmas lights up?

QuitGPT — OpenAI Execs are Trump's Biggest Donors Join the movement. Delete ChatGPT. Cancel your subscription. It's time to quit.

In case you needed any more reason to never use AI for anything ever. quitgpt.org

Alright which one of you found this alternate-timeline version of me

Hey John, how many papas have you pizza’d?

Image macro/meme depicting SpongeBob SquarePants yelling in excitement in a massive crowd. The caption reads “I FUCKING LOVE [ICONS, SIGNS, AND LOGOS]”; “I WANT TO FUCKING [KNOW WHAT TO EXPECT FROM THE PRODUCT, KNOW WHO CREATED IT, OR SIMPLY JUST HAVE A NICE DECORATION AROUND ME USING A SIMPLE, RECOGNIZABLE SYMBOL]”. Scattered around the photo are numerous logos of the type mentioned, including: - ADT sign - The flag of the United States of America - A stamp reading “ANIME is a GATEWAY to CANABALLISM” - A stop sign - The official 88x31 website button advertising Internet Explorer - A sign advising citizens that a security camera is nearby - The “TV-PG-DLSV” rating box - The “PG-13” rating box - A sticker for Intel - The 20th Century Fox intro

A simple wooden stick. So often overlooked. But within it holds the power to turn imagination, thoughts and dreams into reality. The power to make the impossible possible. The power to create worlds. The best part? It's so lightweight, anyone can pick it up and use it.

In short, to paraphrase the good Dr. Seuss...

The time has come. The time is now.
Just go. Go. GO! I don't care how.
You can go by foot. You can go by cow.
Donald J. Trump, will you please go now!

True everyday heroes on our streets do not hide their identities behind masks. Domestic terrorists do. This wannabe king and his thinly-veiled Gestapo are a disgrace to our democracy and a direct threat to our future and freedom.

Impeach him now. Abolish ICE. This madness cannot go on.

Have you no heart? Have you no mind? Have you no love anywhere left in your soul? Have you not bore witness to your own folly? Have you not seen the abductions of citizens? Have you not heard the gunshots in Minnesota, or the tears of the families left behind, weeping for lives taken far too soon?

Shame should hang like a noose on all who voted for this orange ass clown, and all who have supported him throughout this term. We warned you that this would happen. We gave you every chance to redeem yourselves. Yet you still chose a convicted rapist pedophile over a woman.

You're choosing killing over compassion. Genocide over generosity. Murder over mercy. Eugenics over empathy. Hatred over honesty. Racism over respect. You are the reason the rest of the world is shaking their heads in disbelief at this country and saying, "Good grief, what happened to you?"

If you support the current actions of the U.S. dictatorship and the domestic terrorists that call themselves Immigration and Customs Enforcement, kindly fuck off and never speak to me again. This is no longer a difference in political ideology. This is a difference in MORAL ideology.

The first time Charlie Chaplin used his voice in a film, he wielded it to forcefully condemn the rising forces of fascism around the globe.

Will we listen to his words today?

At this point, I can see them splitting off Nickelodeon into its own entity entirely, or selling it to someone else for pennies, because it's clear at this point David Ellison doesn't care about the kids.

Then all the SpongeBob and PAW Patrol money will go over there and he'll realize he's fucked.

Tonight on a very special episode of "David Ellison and His Fruitless Attempts to Tempt Warner Bros. Away from Netflix is the Reason Why Paramount and Nickelodeon Cannot Have Nice Things:"

no matter how bad your art is, you're still a better artist than someone who uses AI. They're literally nothing

no, the discord survey was not a phishing scam, it didn't even ask for your credentials or anything. calm the hell down

I work at a Dairy Queen. You'd be surprised at the amount of people that come in and ask for Flurries instead of Blizzards. I tell them, "If you want a Flurry, you go to McDonald's." Technically, our Blizzards came out first. By like a decade. THEY'RE ripping US off. I demand royalties, Ronald

Alright, the clock's ticked over, it's 2026 now. Time for Ryan Seacrest to go back into his cave until next year. Right next to Mariah Carey.

Try to be positive in 2026!

Instead of waking up and asking "Is he dead yet?" wake up with a smile on your face knowing, either way, we're all one day closer.

Anti-piracy measure idea: If the game detects it’s a pirated copy, you can play through it totally normally, except you can’t buy things from shops. All the shopkeepers say, “I don’t sell to thieves.” The final boss to beat the game requires an item purchased in a shop. (Doing the math?)