Mr Jash

A screenshot of a post on Twitter from Chonny Jash. The original post from a person who's display name is "cran/blyte," and username is @crabberry_, reads "how does one achieve so little of minutes" The post is quote retweeted by Mr. Jash, which says "To be fair, for every song I released, I also spent 30+ hours writing the damn thing. Spotify ain't tracking that."

[ This is CJ's :^) -admin ]

A screenshot from Spotify Wrapped of top songs. The songs are as follows: 1. Marsha, Thankk You for the Dialectics, but I Need You to Leave by Will Wood 2. Love, Me Normally by Will Wood 3 2012 by Will Wood and the Tapeworms 4 Cotard's Solution (Anatta, Dukkha, Anicca)-2020 Remastered Version by Will Wood and the Tapeworms 5 Hand Me My Shovel, I'm Going In! by Will Wood and the Tapeworms

one more Wrapped post for the fans (it's me. i'm the fan)

A spotify wrapped screenshot showing top artists. In order the artists are Chonny Jash, Will Wood, Will Wood and the tapeworms, the whitlams, and that handsome devil.

and just in case anyone thought i was ever pandering!

A screenshot from spotify wrapped that reads "my top artist, chonny jash. minutes listened, 6754. Top 0.5% of listeners worldwide." in black text. The background is red with a green design.

well. at least im no sellout.

A screenshot of a discord message taken in dark mode from a user named Mr. Jash (Funky). The message reads: Hey all! As the clock hits 6:00, and we reach the exact halfway point of the Majora's Mask Concept Album, I just wanna quickly announce that I'm going to be taking a quick break from it! I'll still be working hard (harder than ever!) but the energy and power is going to be sent through to something different and fresh, purely for the sake of keeping myself sane and entertained. Even I don't know exactly what that'll look like just yet! But I DO know that it's going to be a blast, and as best as I can, I know you guys are going to enjoy it. So stay tuned! This interlude could take anywhere between a couple of weeks and a couple of months, so, as always: Stay cool. stay kind, and stay funky!!! [END MESSAGE.] There is a screenshot included of the save and exit screen of a Zelda game included in the message.

!!!IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT!!!

(apologies for screenshot hell, too many characters and you're not gonna catch my ass paying for Twitter)

(Sing along if you know the words)

Hey gang! Just been told that someone has made a Chonny Jash Strawpage, and I just wanna clarify that it is NOT real!
Currently no idea as to its intentions, but it seems ominous and weird, so wanted to clarify early.

That's all!

YouTube video by Chonny Jash Chonny Jash - Heart of Flame

youtu.be/RRhLKIFJIYk

I WAS MISTAKEN!
Song is out exactly as initially scheduled!
...
...
...well??? GO LISTEN!!!

Hey all! Just a fair warning that the next song might take an extra week!

Some behind the scenes stuff I want to sort out that's *checks notes* yeah exactly none of your business.

Might still release on time!!! Might not. Either way be patient and stay funky, k?

YouTube video by Chonny Jash Chonny Jash - Hollow Steps

youtu.be/WMF_m_2Sri4
This song is longer than the time it takes to start and finish this man's sidequest...
For whatever reason, Kamaro always left a huge impression on me.

Art by @denimecho.bsky.social (also on Twitter and Tumblr!!!)
NOTE: This artist occasionally deals in NSFW content!

Yo! rq, I just wanna shout out all the fucking AWESOME Jashtober pieces I saw this month!!
The prompts were sick, and seeing everyone come up with their own twists and spins on them was incredibly heart-warming to see.

Insanely talented community, couldn't be happier!!!

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youtu.be/Ll8fqh5SfDU

"B- but Chonny!
No one asked for a Full-Length Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask Concept Album!!!"

WRONG.

I DID.

And it even has lore!

NEW SONG OUT NOW!!!

(Art by @nekocrocodile.bsky.social !!!)

(Twas a jest, maybe an unfunny one, but I never planned to do anything other than repost from Twitter and maybe repost fanart. I understand the negative response, though. I will be mirror Jash from now on. 🫡)

(Looks like the fun part is over... no, I'm not actually Chonny Jash. Yes, I'll keep running the account and posting his tweets as updated as possible, as well as supporting fanart until he decides to make an account. Twitter sucks. No one should have to have an account just to stay updated.)

To reiterate sorry!
There is NO official Bluesky account, nor do I intend on making one at this point, and I would make it clear if I did.
This philosophy extends to every social media, if I haven't SPECIFICALLY SAID that it's real, assume it's not.

Mfs really got me making PSA's all the damn time huh.
Been notified there are a couple Chonny Jash accounts on Bluesky, seems like they're mirroring my posts as well??
Whatever the intentions, they are NOT me

That's all!

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oh yeah i guess a new song releases tomorrow too

Hey all!
PSA:

I HAVE NO MERCH

I've just been informed that there's a weak ass, fake-as-fuck-looking "Official" merch site
It doesn't have anything for sale and instead asks for your email to be put on a wait list

DON'T

If I ever do official merch, it will be ABUNDANTLY clear

Mom's Home Charlotte Avery is making bedroom indie pop and everyone everywhere agrees: it's pretty good.

FIRST: Mom's Home!
AWESOME laid-back indie pop vibes, with some lush, amazing production and performance.
They also play live! so if you're in the US and you like their stuff then keep an eye out for tour dates in the future!
momshome.bandcamp.com

It's currently Bandcamp Friday! during which artists get better splits of sales on the site, for about 5 more hours. Fuck my own music, who gives a shit, but from now on when I notice one going on I'm gonna shoutout my favourite other indie artists I listen to!
CHECK THE REPLY!!!

YouTube video by Chonny Jash Chonny Jash - Death Will Fall

youtu.be/QOG3PgBJMxk?...

The bell tolls. Time trudges slowly forward.
Slowly. Forcefully. Unceasingly.
Say, that moon, don't its eyes seem crueler than usual?

YouTube video by Chonny Jash Chonny Jash - Clock Town in Dawn (Majora's Mask)

youtu.be/IjUc5njKESI?...

YouTube video by Chonny Jash The Ship of Theseus (Full Album)

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NEW SONG - The Ship o-

--oh, my bad, muscle memory!

The full 'The Ship of Theseus' album is officially out now! Available to listen on Spotify, Bandcamp, SoundCloud etc. etc.

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