🖤♡Amanda♡🖤

Ughhhhhhhh the worst. I don’t get them often but always wonder why the hell anyone would intentionally want their lip all blown up like that whenever I do

I only get them maybe once a year but the worst is when I get one, then it heals and goes away and then immediately get another

Aaaaaaaand bookmarked

You know the rules

(And congrats to the couple!)

@conorsen.bsky.social @sellingtheta.bsky.social checkmate

Buh Buh Buh Buh Buh basketball

Boooo. You couldn’t hold on 2 more minutes, Union?

DOOP!

That’s exactly where I think he’d be perfect

He’s going to make a good coach one day

Tommy Wiseau from “The Room” on the roof. He’s wearing all black and the caption says “Oh hi March”

A very happy to all who celebrate

I could listen to JT talk baseball all day. He really does have a great baseball mind

SCIF now stands for “Some Curtains In Front”

Painter looking good so far!

It’s that time of year where the Philly tap water smells/tastes weird, probably because of the runoff from all the crap that melted with the snow

People overseas love their kids just as much as you love yours. Your kids aren’t more special just because they were born on US soil

I’ve been on here like a half hour today and I’ve already seen some of the stupidest takes - a weird number of which from non-Americans.

Just get me to 1:05 and Andrew Painter on the mound

"American innovation" now refers to making a kind of atrocity cronut by combining insider trading with war crimes.

Happy bday!

great thread

Who else had a proclivity for giant red, white, and black banners on their government buildings...

The DOE put Charlie Kirk next to Booker T. Washington and I’ve had quite enough of these fascists losers now, thank you very much.

Women rock

“direct your anger at trump not the democrats” buddy you are severely underestimating the amount of anger i have available to me

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This one is Emily Clark from before the Olympics

Oh nooo I’ve come across random PWHL mic’d ups on TikTok and they’re the greatest things ever. Some light chirping….and tons of wholesomeness ❤️. Women are the best

For once it’s not me saying it!

Being born on Reagan’s Inauguration Day really set the tone for my entire life, didn’t it

I want off this ride