@purplegoatnyc.bsky.social
New Yorker, Lead Clown at an IT circus, commuter cyclist, and full time sentence enhancer. But first, shhhh…coffee.
No. Just no. I’ve seen this movie and it doesn’t end well.
27.08.2025 19:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Jeff Bezos would have caved to Trump, is what I’m saying
18.07.2025 02:26 — 👍 199 🔁 6 💬 6 📌 0Rupert Murdoch has many many many flaws but damn if he isn’t the only billionaire newspaper owner who clearly loves the mess of running a newspaper
18.07.2025 02:26 — 👍 276 🔁 14 💬 6 📌 2
How ya doing, Andy? Not so good? Next time you cheat on your significant other, don’t do it in a PUBLIC place and then cast blame on others for getting caught. I’ll raise my glass to your wife’s future divorce attorney. I hope they take all you own. #AndyByron #caughtoncamera #cheatersgonnacheat
18.07.2025 03:52 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Foxtrot Delta Tango #FDT #Taco #AtillaTheDumb
31.05.2025 18:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1I heard something today that would make a GREAT skateboard deck name.
The SkankStick
They were so close… @leolaporte.me @jeffjarvis.bsky.social #Media #SaveTheWeb #Enshitification
12.05.2025 23:19 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
This is why I name my Netflix user profile the most offensive names I can think of. You can use your imagination…. #Netflix #OffensiveUserNames #Humor @paris.nyc @jeffjarvis.bsky.social
05.05.2025 22:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
L train platform at Broadway Junction facing a Manhattan bound train. #NYC #NYCSubway #NYCPhotography
26.04.2025 22:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I mean…. He’s my spirit animal. #WTF #WorkStuff #TheFWord @thurrott.bsky.social
25.04.2025 04:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Tim Cook honors Pope Francis on Twitter/X. No comment as yet on how much he intends to donate to new pope's inauguration.
21.04.2025 22:19 — 👍 59 🔁 4 💬 4 📌 0
“It’s all bullshit, folks. It’s all bullshit and it’s bad for you.”
- George Carlin
#DeadGuyOnAStickDay #ReligionIsACult
#HappyBunnyDay
If you show up at Mona’s Bar on a Sunday evening, there’s a really good chance you’ll get to enjoy the absolutely wonderful creations that Jess, our resident baker, creates and lets us enjoy. #NYCFood #EastVillage #MonasBar @leolaporte.me @paris.nyc
30.03.2025 23:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
In honor of the upcoming Zombie Jesus Day, I present to you the reason I’ve got a penthouse suite reserved in Hell #EasterSunday #ZombieJesusDay #ReligionIsACult
23.03.2025 04:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’ll be on TWiT tomorrow with @leolaporte.me @padresj.bsky.social, and Patrick Beja. Lots of stuff to chat about!
22.03.2025 23:17 — 👍 38 🔁 6 💬 2 📌 3Nice to see Jackie is still driving racist assholes crazy 50+ years after he died
19.03.2025 15:29 — 👍 479 🔁 77 💬 7 📌 1
The water spray… 💀 #vintageads #YouAndYourJohnson #70s
www.tiktok.com/t/ZT2g9yUms/
Bodega cat says “Hello, world.” #NYC #BodegaCats #BodegaCatsOfBrooklyn
16.03.2025 03:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Damn you, @reckless.bsky.social ! I thought I’d finally put the nightmares of aero glass support tickets to rest. May your next few bagels be a bit stale!! 😁 #TheVergecast #AeroGlass2025
14.03.2025 20:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Just finished assembly of a bike I’ve wanted since they came out originally, a CAD4 Cannondale-Saeco team bike. #Cannondale #RoadCycling #CAD4. It needs some work, but it’s rideable.
14.03.2025 04:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0@bytesizedstudios.bsky.social One good dog deserves another.
14.03.2025 04:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A dog walks into a bar…. #Dogs #DogsInBars #NYC
14.03.2025 04:00 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0@paris.nyc I heard you mention the Vintage Computer Fair down in Wall Township NJ. If you don’t want to drive, you could take a train from Penn Station. It’s NJ Transit so a little planning/checking ahead is recommended. It’s a 10 minute Uber/Lyft from the Belmar Station. #VCFEast #VintageComputers
08.03.2025 03:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
The NASCAR truck race tomorrow is going to be a damn fine show.
#NASCAR #CRAFTSMAN #LetsGoRacin
www.reddit.com/r/NASCAR/s/5...
#NASCAR
16.02.2025 19:17 — 👍 175 🔁 34 💬 4 📌 1
NASCAR is back!! It’s been a long offseason and now it’s Daytona weekend.
The good shit, the bad shit, the funny shit, and the bullshit will have me glued to my TV. Yeah, I absolutely love cars racing in circles #NASCAR #Daytona500 #BoogityBoogity
Kendrick Lamar Awarded Nobel Beef Prize theonion.com/kendric...
If their AI weapons are as un-functional as the iOS Google Docs app, then we’re either all fucked or we’ve nothing to worry about.
05.02.2025 16:45 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"Google removes pledge to not use AI for weapons from website"
For f's sake, Google, we said we wanted ARM support, not ARMS support.
