Jared Rosen

To lighten your timeline, please enjoy this adorable picture of mine and @neoncircus.bsky.social’s gachapon treasures. Mine is, of course, an oyster Pompompurin

the entanglement gives it that smoky flavor

ah, the classic! how big is a cat, how big is a narrative

nathan what have you set in motion

entering my michael bay era

my doctor says i’m no longer allowed to eat hot peppers due to [produces huge list of reasons]

hate that trauma recovery takes an entire calendar year but love that as part of trauma recovery i have become so physically muscular that when i accidentally walked into my door i knocked it off its hinges

[john locke voice] its all happening again

OH SHIT OH SHIT

not for honor, but for youuuuuuu

[showing orlok the first house that is clearly to pad the episode] orlok is this the place?

[orlok violently kills my producer]

haha guess we have to keep looking!

i fought bravely in the content wars and now i only want peace

narrator: our client for this episode… it orlok. he wants to live in a mouldering ruin and he completely fucking sucks

orlok: eyyyyyyyyyye must havvvveeeeeeeee aaaa trrrrrransactor, to finiiiishshhhhh the deeeeeeed

narrator: this fucking guy

nosferatu is house hunters international but the client has a huge rotten dick and he eats kids

only a small handful and they all had large equity stakes in companies that sold to larger companies, or 1M+ unit surprise indie hits

also i know that pop vinyls are essentially cursed amulets that trap a millenial’s mortal soul but seeing a viego one in the wild was neat and he is my small son now. he lives with me. he is violently angry (unclear why)

GOTCHA

lyle lyle pants on fyle

OH GOD

oh god i have to follow everyone back oh god oh shit

cast of metaphor refantazio: we must finally defeat louis in the climactic final battle and restore sanity to the kingdom
me: that seems like a big time commitment
the cast: you ran loops of the tower dungeons to max everyone’s stats
me: racism. heironymous bosch. 1970s british fashion. i got it

incomprehensible godless abomination: you cannot hide your mind from me. i know your deepest sins
me:
abomination: you keep getting to last boss of rpgs but you never finish them
me: its a big time commitment
abomination: you spent a hundred hours getting there
me: it’s a big time commitment

its good to be here! maybe!

(she is albino)

the owner of horror vibes gave me a sample drink while i left my phone to charge so i’m gonna say yes

this is katie, the cat

i have returned to claim my dumb kingdom

i saw godzilla minus one in a 4KX theater and let me tell you nothing nails home the profound human sadness of war’s absurdity like getting water shot into your eyes while your seat jitters around like you’re in a pod escaping the battlestar pegasus

twitter: [horrifying US political discourse]

me: yuck. whats happening over in cloud town

bsky: [polyamory gamedev wars]

me: don’t know what else i expected