ACA🅱️

My baby boi fast af

The words tell the tale

It’s cool that bsky turned my notifications back on just so I didn’t miss someone letting me know they hate me even though they deleted it right afterwards like some kinda cowardly lion from a motion picture

I have no mouth and my peanis hort

rim the alarm

Capitalism!

I could probably listen to Tracy Chapman all day but I guess I’ll go to work instead, like a fuckin’ dipshit moron

gyms could probably maximize attendance if they offered XP

Rebalancing the Gut: How AI Solved a 25-Year Crohn’s Disease Mystery UC San Diego researchers have settled a decades-long debate surrounding the role of the first Crohn’s disease gene to be associated with a heightened risk for developing the auto-immune condition.

AI can and is doing cool stuff across multiple scientific branches. It is useful technology, just not in the profit seeking corporate product model that is being pushed everywhere

fuck the police bro all raccoons know this 💯

"Calm down there isn't going to be Nuremberg trials. And your guillotine memes are stupid."

Okay, nerd, guess I know who's fun at parties.

Gimme the teat, boys, and free my hole

Bush so big they accusing me of doing 9/11

dick cheney died, mamdani won, and i am once again made aware of james corden. every moment of pleasure must be bought with a moment of pain

sorry for missing so many of these

mornin homie, crush it

nobody who is a good person plays a paladin, that's a science fact for ya, so jot it down ✍️

hell yes

Pelosi retiring feels pretty good

Please don’t take me to funky town.

they're like that one part in the theme from caddyshack where there's hella dips

Thursday, you say? Heh. Sure, man. I dunno. Doesn’t make a fucking difference to me,

It’s crazy how many people have trouble shitting normal

The bad news? You guessed it, it's woke

Christmas Elf Hank Hill be like

"that toy ain't right"

yes and yes, plus way more things