Hammer

Si una forma de vida artificial de Weyland-Yutani tiene el pecho plano ¿es una sintética?

Quien fuera que decidiera meter las dos peores mecánicas del juego (el minijuego de hackeo y el Mako) juntas en los planetas del ME1 se merece un puesto reservado en el infierno.

Mama K, my beloved.

SIENTO UN COHQUISHEO EN EL TRASERO

COLORADA, TE DOY MEDIA HORA PARA SOLTARME

Twin Peaks Logo Generator Turtle Power!

Closeup of my magma drawing from yesterday 😎

En serio, los clásicos, eso es lo importante.

Cillian Murphy was asked if he’s playing Voldemort in HBO’s ‘Harry Potter’ series

“I’m categorically not. Can you make that the headline?”

(via The Times)

Anyway

The number of fixed-wing aircraft lost in friendly fire incidents today equals the number lost during the entire 20-year span of conflicts in Iraq and Afghanistan since 9/11.

Before today, no F-15 had been shot down in more than 35 years — since January 19, 1991, during the Persian Gulf War.

Before today, the U.S. had never had more than one aircraft shot down by friendly fire in a single day, let alone three.

"No stupid rules of engagement" is how you shoot down three of your own F-15s in one day. Just a shocking display of martial ineptitude.

Screenshot of headline: Microsoft gets tired of Microslop, bands the word on its Discord, then locks the server after backlash

Lmfao this is so fucking sad 😂😂😂

The migrant workers/slaves who built the city is geopolitics. The dirty money, the sanctions evasion, the uneasy relationships with neighbours, the war UAE funds in Sudan... Anyone living there is exposed to geopolitics. Just now they can't pretend otherwise.

"The trade was not that you were getting exposed to geopolitics when moving to Dubai."

Hobgoblin Beer advert altered with PS1/N64/Saturn logos to say "What's The Matter Realistic Graphics Boy Afraid you Might Taste Something?" Low Poly Games Embrace The Jank

No sé hasta qué punto somos muchos dentro del diagrama de Venn "graphic design is my real passion" y "juego a shooters para sickos" pero yo voy servido.

The kids don't know about the Amanda Bynes poster hastily airbrushed to avoid implying she endorsed peace

El prometido de mi mejo es inglés, y en mi grupo de amigues siempre están con los chistecitos del balconing.

Un día salí yo a defenderlo en plan «venga no seáis pesados que a él no se le ocurriría hacer algo así». Me cortó para decirme «PERO ES QUE YO CREO QUE LLEGARÍA PERFECTAMENTE A LA PISCINA».

Nunca me dejará de hacer gracia ver un meme de Magic y que lo retweeteen cada uno de los 3 o 4 Magic enjoyers de la TL.

PEPE NO.

Domiciliar el pago del Smothering Tithe

Pepe la puta madre.

drawing of Holga Kilgore from the movie dungeons and dragons honor among thieves, showing karlach from Baldur's Gate 3 her method for cleaning axes with boiled linseed oil.

holga and karlach taking notes #bg3 #dnd

Friendly (y periódico) reminder de que hablar de nuestras cosas y nuestros intereses, si lo intercalamos con preocuparnos y organizarnos, no solo no es frívolo sino que es imprescindible para evitar acabar emocionalmente quemados por completo.

The NYT style guide

No pasa nada, yo tampoco tengo dinero tras armar la PC, así que a saber cuándo cae.