Luke Tansley

WHO'S THAT TEAM WE CALL UNIIIITED? 🔥

It's feeling that way, in our dna to blow the opportunity

I've just spent a week watching villa fans brag about their players being better than Newcastles only for it to bite them badly, I don't like tempting fate with all these overly cocky vids I'm seeing.

That's their "job" title unfortunately 🤣😂 as sad as it is.

I'm really not enjoying the #NUFC influencers building combined XIs with no man u players etc.
Over confidence always comes back to bite us.

ManU with no Fernandes
Arsenal with no Saka
Wolves with no Cunha

Everything's coming up Milhouse #NUFC

#AVFC fan BMtalksball on tiktok, the man who claimed Tielemans & Kamara were better than Tonali & Bruno has today made a #NUFC & #MUFC combined XI.
He says Pope & Botman aren't chosen because they're unavailable, then picks Fernandes who is also unavailable then blocked me for pointing it out 🤣😂🤣😂

🗣️ i HaVe To SaY I ThInK aStOn ViLlA hAvE iMpReSsEd Me ThE mOsT tHiS wEeK! 🤣

#NUFC #NUFCFans #Newcastle

Chelsea getting Riyadh Air as front of shirt sponsors.
WTF PIF ????
First you signed half the PLs Dead weight for billions to the Saudi League now this.
Stop funding #NUFC rivals & get us a bloody stadium, training kit, training ground sponsor.

And STILL

#NUFC

#NUFC tickets for sale on 3rd party websites at ridiculous prices.
The Newcastle United gazelles all on Ebay for up to £200.

This Mags+ membership needs a serious overhaul, because real fans are losing out to Greedy Sellers.

They're getting someone from Saudi aren't they?
Vitor Pereira.

I want the #Patriots to get a high draft pick, but I'd rather lose 45-42 & be entertained whilst tanking, not watch this misery 😂🤣😂🤣

Cheerful aren't you.
Fuck me.
Go depress someone else you moaning old git.

🎵SANDRO TONALI
SANDRO TONALI......🎵
#NUFC

You should join X, you'd fit in perfectly, a 4-0 win & all you do is complain & bitch about players.
God knows what you're like after a loss.

You'd bag all 5 i assume 😂🤣😂😂
You do realise the best players in football have conversion rates under 30%

2 goals today not good enough for you?

Newcastle Success = Performance from the Right Wing.

Miggys electric season = 4th place
Murphy Excellent finishing = Results like 6-1 spurs & 4-0 Leicester.

When teams have to worry about Newcastle United attacking the whole field we're a different team.

For some reason #NUFC have cracked the K-Pop market 😂🤣😂😂
#Liz #Ive #Ella #Meovv
@ivestarship.bsky.social
@meovvpics.bsky.social

For some reason #NUFC have cracked the K-Pop market 😂🤣😂😂
#Liz #Ive #Ella #Meovv
@ivestarship.bsky.social
@meovvpics.bsky.social

Apathy setting in

That Fat Irish Liverpool fan on tiktok blaming the ref for Newcastle 3-3 draw.
Van Dijk assaults Gordon - No Red
Isak tripped in box - No Penalty
Whistle blown when #NUFC were 3on1.
Yeah ref was really anti-liverpool 😂🤣😂🤣

That was the #NUFC of 2yrs ago.
Heart, Desire, Commitment, Fight.
You can do it vs Arsenal & Liverpool, so you need to do it against every club.

I know what you mean.
Eddie needs to Taylor the midfield based on opponents.
If oppo are lightweight, don't like a scrap - pick Joelinton, if the midfield is slow, pick Willock etc.

#NUFC vs Bromley

That was painful for #NEpats.
Slye missing from 25yds, Henry Goalline turnover.
#Patriots just find ways to lose.

It's about time the club did more to help this PSR situation.
Still no Training Kit sponsor, Stadium naming rights, Training ground sponsor.
What has Silverstone done besides Fenwick & a few New Era caps.
#NUFC don't help themselves at times.

Or we're 10th (very nearly 14th) with our best team available except Botman...everyone panic 🤣😂🤣🤣🤣😂